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SWAT274
05-10-2002, 07:39 PM
....have lost contact with former, but notable SF'er, whose "Viking" ship email addy appears to be MIA. If said Chief Warrant Officer is receiving this transmission, request he contact me via my same old freq & render me his new freq....SWAT274 out.

Tracy
05-11-2002, 06:43 AM
The Long Boat sank, and the lone survivor swam to shore. He's resting peacefully as a guest of the People's Republic of California. He's also recovering from sinus surgery after an unprovoked attack by a left-leaning pine tree during a "Nuke the Whales" rally in Yosemite. Following recovery, he is to be deported to an undisclosed location in Polynesia, NLT 1 August 2002.

He can be reached at the consulate: tracypaul.warrington@us.army.mil

SWAT274
05-11-2002, 08:00 PM
.....You don't **** about, do ya? Am familiar with naso-septum surgery (1974 - took an elbow under the basket). If they packed your sinus with a long gauze strip....wait til he pulls it out (evil laughter). Hope your new work station pleases you. Keep your back to the wall & eyes open. Regards, KC

Mac679
05-11-2002, 10:03 PM
"though I be the lone survivor."-good man ;-)

I'm guessin Household 6 will be going with you to Polynesia to make sure ya don't drool too much Chief

remember the phrase is "tree-hugger" not "tree-slugger" ( guess it's a side affect of being Infantry )...

I figure you'll be the second to know ( I'm the first of course )-found a nice route back to Rest In Peace at Ft Detail, just go straight to PERSCOM :-) now where'd I put that clipboard?

BTW what is this? I get a shot at making it to Lewis hopefully and you look at moving out into the ocean? sheesh, one would think you wouldn't want that beer I promised.... guess I'll have to start with Sharky, he's one of the closest anyways, and LRRP too



hey SWAT, when we goin to the range bro? my toys be in the cursed state of Mech troopers.....

LRRPinator
05-12-2002, 11:52 AM
If they packed your sinus with a long gauze strip....wait til he pulls it out (evil laughter).


SWAT, you've stumbled onto something BRILLIANT here! Ancient Eqyptian embalmers used to insert a long hooked instrument there to remove the brain via that very same route.

Announcing the upcoming Coronation of Pharaoh Tracy I....

LRRPinator
05-12-2002, 12:02 PM
...beer.... guess I'll have to start with Sharky, he's one of the closest anyways, and LRRP too....

...hey SWAT, when we goin to the range bro? my toys be in the cursed state of Mech troopers.....


Mmmmm. BEER....

Range time good. Supply of 7,62 × 39 mm and .45 ACP hardball plentiful. Mucho stripper clips for SKS, and recently bailed my R-1 (another FN hybrid actually!) out of layaway, VAST supply of Frankford Arsenal Formula #18 (replicated w/ modern materials, kicks BreakFree's POSTERIOR!). Gotta work on that Dale Gribble impression though.

SWAT274
05-17-2002, 07:33 PM
LMAO@You guys! Looks like the CWO is back in the saddle. Probably more global chances at paybacks than he could stand. Woe be to the mother **** ers we send him to engage. I just ordered an H&K USP 9mm with contrasting PT nite sites.....to replace the $1800 Steyr GB that the burglars took <kd wipes tears away>. Mac....do I know you?
kdcain@yahoo.com

Mac679
05-18-2002, 04:51 PM
ye damn well better know me!!!!! :)


PSST look under "Member Profiles", especially at the part about names

unless of course 'da Chief or LRRP want to expose me ( Don't Ask! Don't Tell! Don't Harrass! BTW guys, how do you like my new patent leather pumps? er, uh, nevermind that! )




8^P