tadpole215
05-07-2003, 08:42 AM
Bud/s isn't always a kick in the nutz. Most of the time it is, but there is a lot of comedy as well. Most of it you have to experience first hand, but some can be told. One of my best Bud/s memories is out 1st Phase Skit Show. Most of the time the class makes fun of the instructors through impersonations, so on and so on. Well me and my buddy decided to take the skit show to a new level. We decided with out our class OIC or anybody knowing, that our skit was going to be about the first to "gay guys" to make it through 1st Phase.
Dudes, we tore it up. There is a lot of tension in Bud/s at times, and when you can break that tension with humour, it usually shatters!!!! Right away when we walked into the classroom people lost their minds. I was dressed in cammie pants (with butt cutt out) kinda like chaps if you know what I mean. I was shirtless, but had a small set of "H" gear for a halter top kinda thing. My buddy had on UDT Shorts and "H" gear. We both had on green cammie paint as lip-stick.
We went on and on about being motivated by all the young sexy men. Strippin down at the CTT for decon and stuff. All the little tight wet-suits people wear. Then we laid into the instructors. Talking about which ones we had crushes on, so on and so forth.
I even ran over to an instructor jumped on his lap and gave him a big kiss on the cheeck. Nice green cammie paint lip marks. This instructor was knows as one the hardass types. But I think after that day, he was always a little scared of me. In fact I think they are were creeped out by me and my buddy. I think we did too good of a job with the whole gay thing.
Actually we did the same kind of skit for 2nd and 3rd phase as well. Each Phase wanted to see it. All the instructors heard how funny it was.
All the time instructors would come around and ask, " Hey are you the knucklehead that did the gay skit?" I would say, "hooyah"......then the instructor would say, "don't quit, I want to see the skit!"
Not the best way to be known in Bud/s......but hey if being gay for skit shows kept me in good graces, then why not.
-clark
Dudes, we tore it up. There is a lot of tension in Bud/s at times, and when you can break that tension with humour, it usually shatters!!!! Right away when we walked into the classroom people lost their minds. I was dressed in cammie pants (with butt cutt out) kinda like chaps if you know what I mean. I was shirtless, but had a small set of "H" gear for a halter top kinda thing. My buddy had on UDT Shorts and "H" gear. We both had on green cammie paint as lip-stick.
We went on and on about being motivated by all the young sexy men. Strippin down at the CTT for decon and stuff. All the little tight wet-suits people wear. Then we laid into the instructors. Talking about which ones we had crushes on, so on and so forth.
I even ran over to an instructor jumped on his lap and gave him a big kiss on the cheeck. Nice green cammie paint lip marks. This instructor was knows as one the hardass types. But I think after that day, he was always a little scared of me. In fact I think they are were creeped out by me and my buddy. I think we did too good of a job with the whole gay thing.
Actually we did the same kind of skit for 2nd and 3rd phase as well. Each Phase wanted to see it. All the instructors heard how funny it was.
All the time instructors would come around and ask, " Hey are you the knucklehead that did the gay skit?" I would say, "hooyah"......then the instructor would say, "don't quit, I want to see the skit!"
Not the best way to be known in Bud/s......but hey if being gay for skit shows kept me in good graces, then why not.
-clark