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rsctt83
01-30-2008, 03:13 PM
Sorry I couldn't resist ...
searles72
01-30-2008, 03:21 PM
OMG RSCTT, your enjoying this now arent you, you big ole teddybear.....( I couldnt resist!!!);)
SeaSpectre
01-30-2008, 03:54 PM
Ya can't live with 'em, and their hides ain't worth anything.
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 03:54 PM
I know I couldn't resist any longer ......... I know DD is busy doing really important stuff that no one can either spell or understand.
Courtenay
01-30-2008, 04:05 PM
Ya can't live with 'em, and their hides ain't worth anything.
Just remember Jeff, we have half the worlds money, which makes our "hides" worth about the same as yours, and you can't live with out us, because we have ALL of the worlds (insert dirty word here).
Me thinks you are spending much too much time out in the middle of nowhere Idaho buddy!
Shar36
01-30-2008, 04:06 PM
Ya can't live with 'em, and their hides ain't worth anything.
Like anyone of us ladies/women are gonna buy that from you Sea. I seem to recall a wonderful hot tub that you enjoyed more than words can say! C'mon just admit it....you absolutely love our hides as well as our hoo hoo's, tushies and every single thing from the tops of our heads to the bottom of our feet! You can run from the truth but you can't hide...the truth always comes out!!! Some of our hides are worth EVERYTHING!!!!!
:rolleyes:
Shar36
01-30-2008, 04:10 PM
Rsc...you'd better round up some of your partners here...you're soon to be out numbered. We may just skin you and Sea alive...then perhaps we'll see how much your hides are worth!!
:D
searles72
01-30-2008, 04:11 PM
I know I couldn't resist any longer ......... I know DD is busy doing really important stuff that no one can either spell or understand.
You know him that well do you???LOL
Sea, stop with the crap.....you know you love our hides and yes they are worth lots!
Shar36
01-30-2008, 04:15 PM
Sea, stop with the crap.....you know you love our hides and yes they are worth lots!
Searles...I'm getting the impression that Sea is merely tossing some fuel on to a perfectly burning fire. Gotta wonder why that would be?
:confused:
searles72
01-30-2008, 04:29 PM
Shar its gotta be a man thing....or he just likes all us women hot and......
:p
reluhcs
01-30-2008, 04:31 PM
Wow, half of the names that I've seen on the forums who chewed me out are woman.:confused: Geez, good thing I found this thread, I thought most of yall were men.:o Wait, I thought I was being chewed out by actual SEALs. NOOOOO! I've been scammed!!! :mad:
Shar36
01-30-2008, 04:41 PM
Wow, half of the names that I've seen on the forums who chewed me out are woman.:confused: Geez, good thing I found this thread, I thought most of yall were men.:o Wait, I thought I was being chewed out by actual SEALs. NOOOOO! I've been scammed!!! :mad:
LOL reluhcs...if you were chewed out by women...it couldn't have been a SEAL! Fortunately for me I know I'm not included in your *** being chewed...I'm the one who has been helping you out when I was able to....lucky lucky me!
:D
Jen_MV
01-30-2008, 06:06 PM
Ya can't live with 'em, and their hides ain't worth anything.
Methinks he dost protest too much! :D
searles72
01-30-2008, 06:11 PM
Anybody think Sea needs a group hug? Naaa lets just throw his hide into the tub!!!:;)
Shar36
01-30-2008, 06:17 PM
Anybody think Sea needs a group hug? Naaa lets just throw his hide into the tub!!!:;)
I say let's hug 'em then toss 'em!
:D
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 06:23 PM
Shar ..... no doubt you could skin me alive, if and ONLY If you could catch me, if you ladies are going to get in the game better bring your A game.
Shar36
01-30-2008, 06:27 PM
Shar ..... no doubt you could skin me alive, if and ONLY If you could catch me, if you ladies are going to get in the game better bring your A game.
If you promise to run really really slow I could. You see BBW do not run! Sorry but it just doesn't happen...no matter how much men enjoy watching.
Jen_MV
01-30-2008, 06:29 PM
Anybody think Sea needs a group hug? Naaa lets just throw his hide into the tub!!!:;)
LOL. . . yeah, some time in the hot tub with some beautiful women should improve his grumpy disposition! :D
FX, what is this? :eek:
*"Fat Guy with the gold thong" panaches Wild Turkey to Comrade Sea who takes a long draw...*
*FXG then pulls a small cork-like plug at the belly button of his inflatable Sumo suit- a disturbing flatulant bubbling erupts from the hot tub sending everyone into disturbed looks of both "poo-panic" and horrific intrigue at could be suspected to be the worlds longest and FX shrivelling fart on record...*
"Hey- it's that or be called 'the fat boy' for the rest of this comic strip we're calling a thread!"
This could put a damper on this hot tub party! :rolleyes:
Jen_MV
01-30-2008, 06:35 PM
If you promise to run really really slow I could. You see BBW do not run! Sorry but it just doesn't happen...no matter how much men enjoy watching.
I think we can trap him in a corner Shar . . . lol . . . it doesn't matter how fast he runs! :D
Shar36
01-30-2008, 06:36 PM
Jen ~ The gold thong was from another thread.
I think its time to establish 1 non-negotiable rule:
THERE WILL BE NO THONGS ALLOWED IN THE HOT TUB BY EITHER GENDER
I do believe that we have already established that men in thongs is very very WRONG!!
Not to mention that several women refuse to be sporting one as well!
:eek:
Shar36
01-30-2008, 06:38 PM
I think we can trap him in a corner Shar . . . lol . . . it doesn't matter how fast he runs! :D
Yep...that will definitely work! Then we'll just have to decide exactly what it is we'll do to him.
;)
breezybree20022
01-30-2008, 06:45 PM
LOL ...... I can help you catch him........but ummm I am not sure what to do with him once we catch him. I am so innocent you know,.... LMAO
Loves to you all
Bree
searles72
01-30-2008, 06:59 PM
Jen ~ The gold thong was from another thread.
I think its time to establish 1 non-negotiable rule:
THERE WILL BE NO THONGS ALLOWED IN THE HOT TUB BY EITHER GENDER
I do believe that we have already established that men in thongs is very very WRONG!!
Not to mention that several women refuse to be sporting one as well!
:eek:
Ok, Ill second motion that one Shar.....considering it is my hottub that is being used.....
Now now rsctt, we have to catch you first....oh be a nice boy and do what Shar says....go very very slowly please or Jen will trip you in the corner and Docs going to have fix your Ouchy! No more running for you!
Nobody has said what their plans are though when the teddybear is caught.....
Sea, you still around? Or did you head for the hills.......
Shar36
01-30-2008, 07:02 PM
Nobody has said what their plans are though when the teddybear is caught.....
I'm still considering my options on what to do.
Sea, you still around? Or did you head for the hills.......
I think he high tailed it up into the mountains!
;)
breezybree20022
01-30-2008, 07:13 PM
Ok, Ill second motion that one Shar.....considering it is my hottub that is being used.....
Now now rsctt, we have to catch you first....oh be a nice boy and do what Shar says....go very very slowly please or Jen will trip you in the corner and Docs going to have fix your Ouchy! No more running for you!
Nobody has said what their plans are though when the teddybear is caught.....
Sea, you still around? Or did you head for the hills.......
RST ... hmmm he is a rather cute teddy bear...... wipes the drool up..... but I think Sea and Doc have cuter butts lmao....... ok I don't know for sure but it sounded good from where I sit.
Bree
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 07:31 PM
Girls rule and guys drool ........ so much for all those stupid squats I have been wasting my time doing.
breezybree20022
01-30-2008, 07:34 PM
Girls rule and guys drool ........ so much for all those stupid squats I have been wasting my time doing.
RST im sure your tushie is very nice lmao
I never meant to imply it wasnt lol....... I adore you ....your my hero lol
Bree
searles72
01-30-2008, 07:37 PM
Personally Rsctt, I dont think us women think its a total waste of time doing those squats.....it quite enjoyable looking at the view!:p
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 07:45 PM
Bree:
Lesson/lecture time, the word HERO is reserved for you and the use of that word in reference to me is strictly prohibited, any violations will be dealt with quickly and severly.
What I am saying on behalf of all us is you are the HERO in these parts, you need to be crystal clear on this.
breezybree20022
01-30-2008, 07:54 PM
Bree:
Lesson/lecture time, the word HERO is reserved for you and the use of that word in reference to me is strictly prohibited, any violations will be dealt with quickly and severly.
What I am saying on behalf of all us is you are the HERO in these parts, you need to be crystal clear on this.
I am not a hero,....... I don't do anything brave... or take on anything scary.... You guys and the others on here do..... besides that all of you here on this site are so damn loveable....... smiles......
Bree
Your all my angels.
reluhcs
01-30-2008, 08:06 PM
Thank heavens, now I know who the woman are!:p Now I can be more warry of who's criticism I take to heart!:cool: *GASP* are you people really taking like this infront of my virigin eyes:eek: [LOL!]
dive doc
01-30-2008, 08:07 PM
Ahhhhh ... i step out for a little while and the world stops spinning the other way ... you gals are just running rings around us guys ;)
Rule No. 1 enforced ... No THONGS on GUYS ... Id rather go naked than wear one of those ... and NO that is NOT an invitation LOL
Rsc ... that word that you were looking for is ... supercalifragilisticespiealadocious-itis ... complicated stuff i tell ya :D
MMmmmmm you really are liking all this attention are you ...
Shar, Sear ... down girls ... the man only has one life .... he isnt any good to anybody if you wear him out ... i can see that gleam in both your eyes plotting ;)
Hehehe Jen ... i knew you were a minx ... the first mention of getting a man in a corner and your out there trying to take him down ... us men just dont get a chance at all :D lol
dive doc
01-30-2008, 08:13 PM
Thank heavens, now I know who the woman are!:p Now I can be more warry of who's criticism I take to heart!:cool: *GASP* are you people really taking like this infront of my virigin eyes:eek: [LOL!]
Reluhcs ....
you might need to get your "virigin" eyes checked :D
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 08:15 PM
Bree you are far too humble ......... there will be no debating this issue. The way I see it you are a card carrying member of the elite group of people who in the face of adversity have only one thing on their mind, that being the wellfare of others whether it be team or family. Call it what you want, my book it's starts with an H and ends with an O and has ER in between.
P.S. you cannot win an argument with me ..... remember who has ultimate power here, yup me, SEA and Yoda ..... ultimate power yesssss
dive doc
01-30-2008, 08:18 PM
Oh and as a medical professional i am behoven to inform you that certain "recreational activities" that you may partake in, may cause you to diminish the vision of your "virigin" eyes. So i urge you to restrain and restrict yourself, to ensure that you do keep your sight :D
breezybree20022
01-30-2008, 08:19 PM
You are far too humble ......... there will be no debating this issue. The way I see it you are a card carrying member of the elite group of people who in the face of adversity have only one thing on their mind, that being the wellfare of others whether it be team or family. Call it what you want, my book it's starts with an H and ends with an O and has ER in between.
P.S. you cannot win an argument with me ..... remember who has ultimate power here, yup me, SEA and Yoda ..... ultimate power yesssss
Ok but you still need to get yahoo Im scott so I can have you on my phone while at the hospital lmao
Blows kisses to her Doc...... and the ladies.....
Bree
Shar36
01-30-2008, 08:19 PM
Thank heavens, now I know who the woman are!:p Now I can be more warry of who's criticism I take to heart!:cool: *GASP* are you people really taking like this infront of my virigin eyes:eek: [LOL!]
Virgin eyes....my arse!
:D
reluhcs
01-30-2008, 08:21 PM
I love my eyes ;) :D ;) :D
Jen_MV
01-30-2008, 08:26 PM
P.S. you cannot win an argument with me ..... remember who has ultimate power here, yup me, SEA and Yoda ..... ultimate power yesssss
Rsctt, did you just call Mark, Yoda?!?!?!? . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
Shar36
01-30-2008, 08:26 PM
I love my eyes ;) :D
Then protect them! Get a pair of shades dude!!
:cool:
dive doc
01-30-2008, 08:32 PM
Rsctt, did you just call Mark, Yoda?!?!?!? . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
He did, yes, so i do think !
Shar36
01-30-2008, 08:33 PM
P.S. remember who has ultimate power here, yup me, SEA and Yoda ..... ultimate power yesssss
Time will tell how your ultimate power works when we have you backed into the corner....now won't it rsc?
:D
Jen_MV
01-30-2008, 08:40 PM
Shar, Sear ... down girls ... the man only has one life .... he isnt any good to anybody if you wear him out ... i can see that gleam in both your eyes plotting ;)
Hehehe Jen ... i knew you were a minx ... the first mention of getting a man in a corner and your out there trying to take him down ... us men just dont get a chance at all :D lol
Dang, gals! DD knows us too well!
Ummm . . . yep . . . no chance at all! :D
Rct, you have nooooo idea what you're up against! LOL. . . . many have tried and failed! :o
Shar36
01-30-2008, 08:45 PM
Dang, gals! DD knows us too well!
Ummm . . . yep . . . no chance at all! :D
Rct, you have nooooo idea what you're up against! LOL. . . . many have tried and failed! :o
I've always been of the mind set that there is a big difference between thinking and plotting.
Jen's right Rsc...you are toast here pal....TOAST!
:D
rsctt83
01-30-2008, 08:47 PM
dive doc ..... stop messing around in here your expertise is needed ASAP in pulmonary edema forum. I need your help on this one.
Bad_Dog
01-30-2008, 09:51 PM
Ya can't live with 'em, and their hides ain't worth anything.
LOL... good one! As my ol' Pappy used to say:
Wimmenz: You can't live with 'em, and you can't live WITH 'em.
Shar36
01-30-2008, 10:24 PM
LOL... good one! As my ol' Pappy used to say:
Wimmenz: You can't live with 'em, and you can't live WITH 'em.
Wow B_D...this reminds me of what my Gram still says about MEN:
What's mine is mine and what's his is MINE too!
:D
searles72
01-31-2008, 05:07 AM
Wow B_D...this reminds me of what my Gram still says about MEN:
What's mine is mine and what's his is MINE too!
:D
Shar, I really do have to stop reading this when Im having my coffee first thing in the morning!....ahem....coughs....
A quote my father used to say when I was in University, when I thought my exams were getting the better of me:
Begin with the end in mind.
Good luck rsctt!!!!!;)
dive doc
01-31-2008, 08:06 AM
Shar, I really do have to stop reading this when Im having my coffee first thing in the morning!....ahem....coughs....
A quote my father used to say when I was in University, when I thought my exams were getting the better of me:
Begin with the end in mind.
Good luck rsctt!!!!!;)
Hehe ... as for beginning with the end in mind ... mmmmm in that case you ladies are in for a LOOONNNNGGGGG weekend ;) just how many corners are there????? :P
dive doc
01-31-2008, 08:07 AM
Dont worry Rsc, your cavalry is here ... Master Jedi has arrived :D
Shar36
01-31-2008, 08:13 AM
Hehe ... as for beginning with the end in mind ... mmmmm in that case you ladies are in for a LOOONNNNGGGGG weekend ;) just how many corners are there????? :P
The number of corners would all depend on the shape of the room! If you MEN used your brain...and I'm talking about the upper rather than lower...you'd find a circular room!!!
:D
searles72
01-31-2008, 08:19 AM
Lordy girl.....Circular is correct, round and round we go.....;)
Shar36
01-31-2008, 08:23 AM
Lordy girl.....Circular is correct, round and round we go.....;)
Yep...makes you wonder why one of the Men didn't think of that one...doesn't it?
:D
dive doc
01-31-2008, 08:56 AM
Shar darling ... were going round in circles here ... have you not figured out by now ... that where were concerned ... we wouldnt need a corner my dear ... all those arms and legs would just get hurt when you turn wild ... as Rsc so ably pointed out a couple of days ago :D then i might be the one in need of medical attention when youre finished with me ;)
Sear ... if you would be so kind ... i may be in need of some help when this wild woman decides to pounce ... you do seem to be the one with the calming influence ... however ... i fear your wild side is not far behind either :D
breezybree20022
01-31-2008, 09:07 AM
Shar darling ... were going round in circles here ... have you not figured out by now ... that where were concerned ... we wouldnt need a corner my dear ... all those arms and legs would just get hurt when you turn wild ... as Rsc so ably pointed out a couple of days ago :D then i might be the one in need of medical attention when youre finished with me ;)
Sear ... if you would be so kind ... i may be in need of some help when this wild woman decides to pounce ... you do seem to be the one with the calming influence ... however ... i fear your wild side is not far behind either :D
SIghs......... umm DD sweetie I don't know how to break this to you but you and Scott are the cause and reason women go wild...... umm look in a mirror sometime boys..... and umm ....well......bend over something...... trust me boys the view at any angle on your guys is ummm shall we say heavenly.... the choir of angels break into chorus when yall come around...
Smiles.......blows kisses and mega love
Bree
searles72
01-31-2008, 09:18 AM
Shar darling ... were going round in circles here ... have you not figured out by now ... that where were concerned ... we wouldnt need a corner my dear ... all those arms and legs would just get hurt when you turn wild ... as Rsc so ably pointed out a couple of days ago :D then i might be the one in need of medical attention when youre finished with me ;)
Sear ... if you would be so kind ... i may be in need of some help when this wild woman decides to pounce ... you do seem to be the one with the calming influence ... however ... i fear your wild side is not far behind either :D
Calming influence my....., now if youd like some help all you needed to do was ask....so you want me to tie you up so she can have her way with ya...No problems sweets, be happy to oblige!:D
rsctt83
01-31-2008, 09:32 AM
Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}
breezybree20022
01-31-2008, 09:35 AM
Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}
RST..... to me you will always be my baby........ yup thats the song by MAriah Carey that reminds me of you right now... ROFLMAO
OK anyways to us you will always be the shy teddybear like Hottie..... like Pooh bear....... LMAO .....grins and hugs you
Bree
searles72
01-31-2008, 10:02 AM
Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}
Scammed....I think not.....we know what you do and to do what you do...your description doesnt fit the profile! And here you thought we'd buy that.....honey you dont know us that well.....;)
Shar36
01-31-2008, 10:18 AM
Shar darling ... were going round in circles here ... have you not figured out by now ... that where were concerned ... we wouldnt need a corner my dear ... all those arms and legs would just get hurt when you turn wild ... as Rsc so ably pointed out a couple of days ago :D then i might be the one in need of medical attention when youre finished with me ;)
Sear ... if you would be so kind ... i may be in need of some help when this wild woman decides to pounce ... you do seem to be the one with the calming influence ... however ... i fear your wild side is not far behind either :D
Why exactly am I the one who keeps being referred to as wild and just exactly how is it that I've earned that rep? Sheesh...I'm not about hurting anyone...unless provoked...I'm kind, considerate and gentle in nature!
Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/happy0187.gif
FXGuy
01-31-2008, 10:32 AM
Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}
LOL!
I seem to remember Dr McCoy talking about one of the "red shirt" victims with his tricorder mentioning to Kirk "Well, when you boil us all down to the basics, we're nothing more than a few pounds of minerals and chemicals..."
And then I think of Keith Richards and wonder if all the hop-heads of the world really could cremate him and smoke his ashes... :p
rsctt83
01-31-2008, 02:26 PM
I didn't even know I had a profile .........
searles72
01-31-2008, 03:20 PM
I didn't even know I had a profile .........
Barb walks up to rsctt and smacks him upside the head!!!
Your profile dear.... is: we know your an endurance runner.....therefore to do Endurance Running one has to be fit! Lordy man you spelled it out for us....
not....
"Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}"
breezybree20022
01-31-2008, 03:58 PM
Barb walks up to rsctt and smacks him upside the head!!!
Your profile dear.... is: we know your an endurance runner.....therefore to do Endurance Running one has to be fit! Lordy man you spelled it out for us....
not....
"Boy have I scammed you ladies ...... I am an overweight, undersized, pretty much lazy and useless pathetic excuse for a carbon based life form {DD remember that line from Star Trek?}"
Takes a bite out of Scotts abs.....nope no fat here.... rump roast anyone..... Looks at the rear view of scott....... SMiles
Bree
searles72
01-31-2008, 06:49 PM
Down girl.....no biting! Well not here anyways.....;)
rsctt83
01-31-2008, 10:07 PM
OK, I give up ........ you guys win. Like I said before "girls RULE and guys DROOL"
Shar36
02-01-2008, 01:21 AM
OK, I give up ........ you guys win. Like I said before "girls RULE and guys DROOL"
Wow Rsc....that was awfully quick! Gals....one down and only a few more to go!
:D
dive doc
02-01-2008, 05:28 AM
Wow Rsc....that was awfully quick! Gals....one down and only a few more to go!
:D
This nut might be a little tougher to crack my dear ;)
rsctt83
02-01-2008, 06:34 AM
Hey before you wild women break open the celebratory victory champagne .... all I was refer to was I give up I am not overweight and lazy ........
The other quote is in reference to the power you all possess "not tonight I have a headache" or any of the other reasons
Other than that when you hear the bell go ding ding ..... better come out swinging
Shar36
02-01-2008, 06:38 AM
This nut might be a little tougher to crack my dear ;)
That may be Doc...just remember this is the Women's thread and one of your counterparts has already surrendered. You'll be waving the white flag in no time...count on it!!!!
:D
searles72
02-01-2008, 07:10 AM
Rsctt and Doc.....we are not scared ....bring it on! We women are up to the challenge!!! But do you gentlemen know what your in for....:p
Shar36
02-01-2008, 07:17 AM
Hey before you wild women break open the celebratory victory champagne .... all I was refer to was I give up I am not overweight and lazy ........
The other quote is in reference to the power you all possess "not tonight I have a headache" or any of the other reasons
Other than that when you hear the bell go ding ding ..... better come out swinging
Rsc....what is this a takesy backsy? That's okay, us gals can handle it without even breaking into a sweat.
FTR...I have never used the excuse/reason "not tonight I've got a headache". I'd be happy to have a headache instead of the migraines I get and no I've never used the migraine excuse either.
Is that the bell ringing now...no problem for the women here...we're onto you Rsc...there will be no escaping us now!!!
:D
Jen_MV
02-01-2008, 07:41 AM
The other quote is in reference to the power you all possess "not tonight I have a headache" or any of the other reasons
Other than that when you hear the bell go ding ding ..... better come out swinging
Headache? I don't remember the last time I had one!
Oooohhhhh . . . . I think that was a challenge gals! :p
This nut might be a little tougher to crack my dear ;)
Hmmm . . . I don't think so. We can handle this one gals. . . . piece of cake! :D
rsctt83
02-01-2008, 10:56 AM
Ladies ......... little intel for you. I live with four females {wife and three little ones}. Trust me on this one there is nothing you guys could do or even think of that hasn't been done to me already, I get totally worked on a regular basis. Heck, I can't even stay in the fight for very long over use of the bathroom or phone. It's no longer a question of will I lose it's now just how bad will I lose this time. Took a while but I finally figured out no matter what it's my fault.
searles72
02-01-2008, 10:59 AM
So rsctt, how long did it take you to come to this realization???
And we're very proud of you for taking defeat with your head held high!:cool:
Shar36
02-01-2008, 11:03 AM
Rsctt and Doc.....we are not scared ....bring it on! We women are up to the challenge!!! But do you gentlemen know what your in for....:p
You got that right GF! They don't have a clue what they're in for...but we do!!!
Headache? I don't remember the last time I had one!
Oooohhhhh . . . . I think that was a challenge gals! :p
Hmmm . . . I don't think so. We can handle this one gals. . . . piece of cake! :D
That was definitely a challenge if ever I've seen one. Oh yeah we can handle this one...nothing more than a walk in the park! As the saying goes...easy come...easy go.
;)
Shar36
02-01-2008, 11:12 AM
Ladies ......... little intel for you. I live with four females {wife and three little ones}. Trust me on this one there is nothing you guys could do or even think of that hasn't been done to me already, I get totally worked on a regular basis. Heck, I can't even stay in the fight for very long over use of the bathroom or phone. It's no longer a question of will I lose it's now just how bad will I lose this time. Took a while but I finally figured out no matter what it's my fault.
Here's the thing Rsc...you don't happen to live with any of us! Are you absolutely sure that there isn't anything that we could do and even think of that hasn't been done to you already.
Here's my intel for you...I've got 4 brothers so I'm well aware of all the things men think they know when in actuality...they know a whole lot about nothing when it comes to women!
You've only just begun to learn about the female gender...but no worries...we're more than willing to make sure you learn the rest of it! How bad will you lose this time...hahaha...you're going down pal and you're going down hard this time!
:D
dive doc
02-01-2008, 11:56 AM
Ya know what ... you ladies do more talking than ... i dont know what :D (insert phrase of choice here, there are so many to choose from) ;)
As Rsc has so ably pointed out ... there just aint no talking with you gals ... we know we got it coming and we know we got it bad ... We also know that we know nothing of the female gender (at least i know i dont ... well maybe just a little about the mmmmmm and the aaahhh buttons i do so like to press) :D
But you know what ... you ladies are gonna love us either way ... so i say ... Bring It On :D
Bad_Dog
02-01-2008, 12:25 PM
Ya know what ... you ladies do more talking than ... i dont know what :D (insert phrase of choice here, there are so many to choose from) ;)
Rabbit???? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwytZgd0A-k)
rsctt83
02-01-2008, 01:15 PM
It cannot get any worse than having only one working TV and than having to listen to the Charger v. New England game on the radio because I was on kid patrol that afternoon and the girls started screaming at the thought of me turning off reruns of Hannah Montana on Disney channel.
All this stuff about physical and mental strength .... look where it got me. Probably the only male in SD watching reruns of Hannah Montana while the Chargers were playing New England.
Shar36
02-01-2008, 02:44 PM
Ya know what ... you ladies do more talking than ... i dont know what :D (insert phrase of choice here, there are so many to choose from)
As Rsc has so ably pointed out ... there just aint no talking with you gals ... we know we got it coming and we know we got it bad ... We also know that we know nothing of the female gender (at least i know i dont ... well maybe just a little about the mmmmmm and the aaahhh buttons i do so like to press) :D
But you know what ... you ladies are gonna love us either way ... so i say ... Bring It On :D
Yada, Yada, Yada...Blah, Blah, Blah...love you either way...ya think, or is that just wishful thinking on your part Doc?
Rabbit???? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwytZgd0A-k)
Huh...rabbits aren't known for talking but they are known for something else!
Gals...more wishful thinking going on here with DD and B_D!!
;)
Shar36
02-01-2008, 02:52 PM
It cannot get any worse than having only one working TV and than having to listen to the Charger v. New England game on the radio because I was on kid patrol that afternoon and the girls started screaming at the thought of me turning off reruns of Hannah Montana on Disney channel.
All this stuff about physical and mental strength .... look where it got me. Probably the only male in SD watching reruns of Hannah Montana while the Chargers were playing New England.
Oh yes it could. If you were out numbered in my home...I'd make sure that one day when you were out all of your shorts and pants would disappear and then you'd be forced to wear only skirts!
You have lost total control...clearly you are not King of the Castle! Yet for some reason you continue with your feeble attempts at trying to psych us gals out. Sorry sweets...gonna have to do better than that!
:D
Courtenay
02-01-2008, 04:21 PM
It cannot get any worse than having only one working TV and than having to listen to the Charger v. New England game on the radio because I was on kid patrol that afternoon and the girls started screaming at the thought of me turning off reruns of Hannah Montana on Disney channel.
All this stuff about physical and mental strength .... look where it got me. Probably the only male in SD watching reruns of Hannah Montana while the Chargers were playing New England.
You have got to be kidding! You are REALLY REALLY out of control there aren't you? Wow. Poor guy!
I watched the game, my girls did too. Maybe you need to see if you can get them interested in football before next season. I know when I was growing up we had one TV, and it was on football on Sundays, PERIOD. That's how I became a fan, and still am! Give it a shot, next year, the TV is on football, watch it, or go play barbies!
rsctt83
02-01-2008, 06:03 PM
You know it really wasn't that big of a deal, they are the love of my life and whatever they want is pretty much OK with me. Mostly I was just messing around, which is pretty much what I do most of the time.
You should see are living room at Christmas morning it looks like some one back a dump truck in my living and dumped a giant pile of presents
Have a good weekend everybody
Jen_MV
02-02-2008, 12:36 PM
Rabbit???? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwytZgd0A-k)
LOL. . .the only smart guy who is brave enough to fill in the blank! Interesting video, BD. .must be a Brit thing :rolleyes: . . . .
I hate it when a joke is waaay over my head! :D
Jen_MV
02-02-2008, 12:45 PM
You know it really wasn't that big of a deal, they are the love of my life and whatever they want is pretty much OK with me. Mostly I was just messing around, which is pretty much what I do most of the time.
You should see are living room at Christmas morning it looks like some one back a dump truck in my living and dumped a giant pile of presents
Have a good weekend everybody
Rsct, that's very sweet. You sound like a great dad. I have to agree with Court, you may need to introduce sports to them. I'm the only girl in the family and was forced to watch whatever sports my dad and brothers are into. I'm glad they did, now, it doesn't sound like a foreign language. :D
Shar36
02-02-2008, 07:43 PM
LOL. . .the only smart guy who is brave enough to fill in the blank! Interesting video, BD. .must be a Brit thing :rolleyes: . . . .
I hate it when a joke is waaay over my head! :D
Actually Jen I'd have to say it's a smartassy thing. Here are the actual lyrics to the song Rabbit:
rabbit x 20
you got a beutiful chin,
you got beutiful skin,
you got a beutiful face,
you got taste,
you got beutiful eyes,
you got beutiful thighs,
you got a lot whout a doubt,
but i think bout blowin u out,
coz you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,
now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off when i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too?,
with your ecessive talking,
your becoming a pest,
rabbit x 20
now your a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderful arms,
you got charm,
you got wonderful hair,
we make a wonderful pair,
now i dont mind avin a chat,
but you have to keep givin it that,
no, you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,
now you are just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off wen i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too,
with your excessive talkin,
your becoming a pest,
rabbit x 8
yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup bunny jabber rabbit
rsctt83
02-02-2008, 08:37 PM
Thanks .... they are active in sports, heck I am Mr. Taxi driver going from soccer to softball. At that age there is no winning against Hannah Montana and in cosmic scheme of things it beats the snot out of Barney, The Wiggles and a few other shows that used to make me crazy.
Tomorrow I draw a line in the sand around the TV, I don't like my chances but we'll see.
kaleigh
02-02-2008, 09:30 PM
Rsctt don't feel bad my oldest is 9 and a boy and he would fight us for Hannah Montana to death, he thinks she's hot, I don't what bothers me more that he would rather watch that than something else like Yugio or that he is starting to notice that girls are hot!