The Men thread was getting to long so......

[breezybree20022]

Ok guys and gals..... the Men thread was getting way to long. Wading through it was fun but wowza..........
So I want to do a survey.... how many of us ladies can come up with a perfect romantic valentines date...
Guys you too.... and then everyone can swap sweetie ideas since the big day is coming up....
Heats up the hot tub../. grabs SEAR and DOC and tosses them into the hot tub... see I know thats perfect for yalll....... hands SEAR the tequila.......... go nuts girlfriend... you can even borrow my sexy costumes.... music and whip cream ,,,, smiles.. blows kisses
Bree

[dive doc]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grabs Bree and Rsc on the way ... you 2 are getting FARRRR too comfortable there in the corner :D (get a room ... Bree hes not a use and abuse Bear!!!)

Waves at Shar, Court, Jen, Kamy and the rest ... You gals need to grab Fx, DFC and..... ESPECIALLY Sea and the rest of the guys for the hottub party :D

[Swifty]

Valentines day is a corporate scam. It's not a real holiday.

[breezybree20022]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grabs Bree and Rsc on the way ... you 2 are getting FARRRR too comfortable there in the corner :D (get a room ... Bree hes not a use and abuse Bear!!!)

Waves at Shar, Court, Jen, Kamy and the rest ... You gals need to grab Fx, DFC and..... ESPECIALLY Sea and the rest of the guys for the hottub party :D
How many times do I have to say I do not have RCT in the corner..... hes over there with Shar and the others...... he is afraid of me sheesh... big bad scary me...
Now SEA... hmm I had him for a sec and then he dissappeared! But I am so not gettinginto the hot tub with you doc..... there's only so many half naked ppl I can handle and you and my SEAR are way over my limit.... walk over and plops back down in the lounge chair... shoves SEA and RCT into the hot tub with Shar and COurt
now theres a party
Smiles... tosses handcuffs to SEAR to restrain DOc
Bree

[Courtenay]

Valentines day is a corporate scam. It's not a real holiday.

And why exactly would you be opposed to a corporate scam which pretty much guarantees your getting laid for the cost of a teddy bear and some candy? It's so romantic!

[breezybree20022]

You mean us ladies are supposed to give the men something after we get flowers.......sheesh I find these things out so late in the game.... sighs.
OK... making a mental note ,..... giggles... I am so not a loving type of person ... I am mean and so not loving ... lol
Giggles
Bree

[Swifty]

And why exactly would you be opposed to a corporate scam which pretty much guarantees your getting laid for the cost of a teddy bear and some candy? It's so romantic!

Because I don't need a teddy bear or candy. I just don't like the idea of it I guess. Too many people buy into it but to each their own i guess.

[breezybree20022]

ok seriously...... perfect date would be grabbing a bucket of chicken or making sandwiches and hanging out at the beach with a guy who can talk about everything and nothing....... maybe slow dancing to music from the car stereo..... and maybe swimming
What ya think??
tooo corny,.... I like small stuff .. not very good at the romance and stuff
bree

[dive doc]

And why exactly would you be opposed to a corporate scam which pretty much guarantees your getting laid for the cost of a teddy bear and some candy? It's so romantic!

Priceless :D

And yes Bree ... its all give and take ... not use and abuse ... i thought you were going to let Rsc and Sea go there ... they do have some work to do you know ;)

[breezybree20022]

Priceless :D

And yes Bree ... its all give and take ... not use and abuse ... i thought you were going to let Rsc and Sea go there ... they do have some work to do you know ;)
I never had RCT.... he was outa here on stealthy legs lol....... Jeff well he snuck out faster than one could say OMG.... I am all by my lonesome...... RCT and SEA are off doing ..... well whatever guys do when they are not in a womans hearing....... rolls eyes....... handcuff one guy and no one lets you forget it....Sheesh! LMAO...
Doc what do ya think of my date idea....... Its kinda cheap and corny but hey lots of time to talk and get to know your significant other... smiles
Bree

[breezybree20022]

DOc darlin I am the only one here fully dressed and NOT IN THE HOT TUB.. I have way too many scars to have a hot tub party...... and RCT ANd SEA would prolly run screaming from me half dressed lmao
Now behave and have fun... I am off to read in my lounge chair in the corner there lol
Bree

[dive doc]

I never had RCT.... he was outa here on stealthy legs lol....... Jeff well he snuck out faster than one could say OMG.... I am all by my lonesome...... RCT and SEA are off doing ..... well whatever guys do when they are not in a womans hearing....... rolls eyes....... handcuff one guy and no one lets you forget it....Sheesh! LMAO...
Doc what do ya think of my date idea....... Its kinda cheap and corny but hey lots of time to talk and get to know your significant other... smiles
Bree

As far as i could tell youre date idea consisted of getting flowers and rolling and going back to sleep ... :D ... which part of getting to know you did i miss there deary.

See there you go telling lies again ... i can see both Sea's socks and Rsc's trainers sticking out from under youre bed :D ... are they moans or groans coming from under the bed ... i just cant tell!!!!! ;)

[breezybree20022]

As far as i could tell youre date idea consisted of getting flowers and rolling and going back to sleep ... :D ... which part of getting to know you did i miss there deary.

See there you go telling lies again ... i can see both Sea's socks and Rsc's trainers sticking out from under youre bed :D ... are they moans or groans coming from under the bed ... i just cant tell!!!!! ;)

Glares ... Umm there is nothing or no one in my bed..... or my shower ... unlike you who are in a hot tub with lots of ladies.......scroll up babe... SEA and RST are not in here...... Sea and RST left you to your own devices lmao
Bree

[dive doc]

Glares ... Umm there is nothing or no one in my bed..... or my shower ... unlike you who are in a hot tub with lots of ladies.......scroll up babe... SEA and RST are not in here...... Sea and RST left you to your own devices lmao
Bree

Nope ... definitely some twitching there ... oohhh ... i see the edge of some boxers there too ... maybe you didnt roll over and fall asleep afterall :D

[breezybree20022]

Nope ... definitely some twitching there ... oohhh ... i see the edge of some boxers there too ... maybe you didnt roll over and fall asleep afterall :D

Im telling on you...... your making me cry lmao......... Umm I have no men in my room.....while you have .. lets see SEAR... Shar.>> COUrt.... and Kammy wow your a busy dude..
See no one wants to see me half dressed and apparently you have a harem lmao

Bree

[dive doc]

Im telling on you...... your making me cry lmao......... Umm I have no men in my room.....while you have .. lets see SEAR... Shar.>> COUrt.... and Kammy wow your a busy dude..
See no one wants to see me half dressed and apparently you have a harem lmao

Bree

mmmmmmm *looks around* .... be with you in a second Bree ... kinda busy here ... unless youd like to join us :D mind you now, no handcuffs deary, the rest of us would like to be able to go home tonight ;)

[breezybree20022]

mmmmmmm *looks around* .... be with you in a second Bree ... kinda busy here ... unless youd like to join us :D mind you now, no handcuffs deary, the rest of us would like to be able to go home tonight ;)
Umm nope no joining you... I like being dressed and dont even look at myself half dressed... that is so NOT CUTE.... so im gonna read my book right here on my lounge chair... have fun with your harem....
Blows kisses airily
Bree

[dive doc]

Umm nope no joining you... I like being dressed and dont even look at myself half dressed... that is so NOT CUTE.... so im gonna read my book right here on my lounge chair... have fun with your harem....
Blows kisses airily
Bree

Bree honey ... leave the toys to one side and id be delighted to have you join my harem ... ive got a special position reserved just for you :)

[searles72]

Jesus Bree dont be a party pooper, the suns gone down...
Doc I think you got your hands full but hey whats one more!
Barb gets out of the tub to refill everyones drinks.....wait for me guys...

[breezybree20022]

Bree honey ... leave the toys to one side and id be delighted to have you join my harem ... ive got a special position reserved just for you :)

IS shocked........gasps.......... I think I am having a heart attack.... bad DOC.. No NO NO.... I am a cancer patient and do not go out in anything unless i am covered from head to toe mostly... I have scars and all so no swimsuits.
Love yall
Have fun
Bree

[Shar36]

Valentines day is a corporate scam. It's not a real holiday.

Swifty....I whole heartily agree with you. It's nothing more than a scam for card, candy and toy manufacturers to reap more profits!

And why exactly would you be opposed to a corporate scam which pretty much guarantees your getting laid for the cost of a teddy bear and some candy? It's so romantic!

Hmmm you have a point there Court. However my guy got laid regularly for simply treating me with respect and being honest with me. I didn't need the teddy bear or the candy to rock his world, then again knowing that I'm not that type did factor into it. The way I look at it the teddy bear would have sat on a piece of furniture in the bedroom collecting dust and since I'm not a big candy eater...he would have been the one to eat it, unless of course it was M&M's...then all bets are off!

[Shar36]

Waves at Shar, Court, Jen, Kamy and the rest ... You gals need to grab Fx, DFC and..... ESPECIALLY Sea and the rest of the guys for the hottub party :D

Hey....another hot tub party.....wooohooo!!! Thanks for the wave Doc...I'll be sitting here in the chaise until someone shows up with my bubbles!

Sea? Ooooh...Sea...where the hell are you? C'mon sweet cheeks I need my bubbles....you know I'm a sucker for bubbles....oh yeah and lollipops!!!

:D

[Courtenay]

Hmmm you have a point there Court. However my guy got laid regularly for simply treating me with respect and being honest with me.

My guy gets laid regularly because *I* need to get laid. ha ha ha ha!

I like Teddy bears, although they are serious dust collectors, and they end up in a closet since I hate clutter. But the candy, yummmmmmmmmm, I do love sweets!

[Shar36]

My guy gets laid regularly because *I* need to get laid. ha ha ha ha!

I like Teddy bears, although they are serious dust collectors, and they end up in a closet since I hate clutter. But the candy, yummmmmmmmmm, I do love sweets!

LMAO Court! That pretty much goes for all of us. I'm just saying that I never needed Valentine's Day and all the b.s. as a reason for some good old fashioned bumping and grinding...same goes for Sweetest Day as well. It's a bunch of hype over nothing...treat me the way I should be treated...get laid the way you should get laid! Treat me poorly...he'll be lucky if he gets laid!

[Courtenay]

Treat me poorly...he'll be lucky if he gets laid!

Ha ha, he'll still get laid if it's good......then he'll get kicked to the curb!

[Shar36]

Ha ha, he'll still get laid if it's good......then he'll get kicked to the curb!

LOL....kissing your *** then the curb huh!!! Gotta admit it does work! ;)

[FXGuy]

*[FX saunters into the hot tub with his 1/5th of Wild Turkey and Gold thong looking strangely like a bartlet pear with a rubberband around it's larger portion...]*

Romantic Valentines Day ideas, eh..?

[twists off 'Turkey cap and motions to crowd in a "who want's a pull?" offering]

Some ideas I've tried in the past may be corny by today's standards- the one thing I should preface my ideas with is that "Momma Bear" and I always agreed upon was her almost "hatred" of the holiday- she was always the "fat girl" who hardly got Valentines or dates back in her youth...

To me, if you're dating- the notion should be for the "extra in extraordinary"...

I was working in a radio station back in the midwest and a girl I absolutely adored wanted something "non traditional" for the season. No problem! With a little "forewarning" to the local 'Gendarms' [whom, after listening to my scheme regailed me with "aw- man! Why didn't I think of that?" and "Oo- he's definitely the lucky one this week"] I set my plot in motion for that night after I took the station off the air...

She had come to the station and used the old-fashioned elevator to go up the 5 stories [5 story building incidentally] to the station's offices and spent the last hour with me on the air- pretty much thinking she'd get dinner-and-a-movie after the fact [she was a radio/television college girl- not terribly impressed with my being in radio mind you].

I got my 'gear' together after shutting the transmitter to the station into "low" and we proceeded to the elevator- which upon arriving "didn't work" [thanks to one officer who made sure a certain cab's door stayed propped open once it was called back down!]...

The stairway was "blocked for some quite coincidental" remodeling work that "just couldn't be stepped on"... In dismay for our preplanned Valentine's Day surprise, we had no way out of the building...

Oh, it gets better. Stay with me.

Knowing me [haw] the way she did- this gal was rather peplexed when I suggested we'd have to go to the roof to "get out of the building"...

On the building's roof, I pulled my Alice pack off and set up a line and stay with a drop-bag of rappelling rope and readied the line as she looked on in a "huh?!" sort of way... I'd half expected her to object at just this but she didn't [just my type- willing to 'go along' at least to the point of "where's return?!"...

She began to put "two-n-two" together when I then pulled out two sets of black coveralls and a set of descender harnesses!

"Climb in and strap on, Hun" I told her, foisting myself into my own set of gear. Through some fumbling and help with the rappelling rig she finally had the gumption to say "You have GOT to be kidding me!?"

*insert roguish grin here*

With a certain amount of positioning and bolting her in front/over me, we leaned off the edge and having her feet dangle between mine [oh yeah] I mentioned "ready?"

I didn't even wait for the answer- and simply dropped us off the edge with a leap and a bound to the 3rd floor!

I can only imagine the adrenaline rush she got as the line sang- she didn't shriek but simply gasped and then shivvered up and down her spine as I "plunged" us two stories off the building- with her propped along my entire torso it was impossible not to feel that shudder- hey, I got my jollies too!

At that third floor, I asked if she was "all right" to which she simply knodded an affirmative and then half whispered "I can't believe we're doing this just to go out to dinner!"

Of course- "almost as if on cue"- a police car rolls by the alley- our "avenue to freedom" if you will.

"Crap!" I feign; "We can't move."

"Why?" she asks beginning to look one way and then the other trying to understand our predictament.

"Police."

"What?!"

"Police, Hun- We can't just drop down right now- how are we gonna explain two people in "Ninja suits" sliding down a building at One AM?" I half wispered, half hissed in mock turmoil.

She said nothing as she noticed the police car inching along, as if looking for something.

"Hold tight" I wispered and then took a leaning step and glided to the edge of the building and to the second floor- there went that shivver again! [Woo Hoo!] There was a preplanned window left cracked that then in-turn I was able to foist her into. "How convenient", right? The intial empty office offered nothing except dust and some old stacked boxes and furniture- but the adjoining room...

There was a candle lit dinner- thanks to the local Italian diner [and subsequent advertiser as well!] with all the fixin's fit fo a princess.

The rest- as they say- was "Magical History".

It wasn't "rose petals and a foam bath" but a blending of "The Machismo with Tres Eleguant!"

Want more?

[searles72]

Ahhhhh FX, that is so wonderful.....love your imagination! Im smiling here from ear to ear! Ive got your sense of adventure too!:)

[Shar36]

Talk about a plan FX! Excellently planned and executed as well. Want more? How could you even ask that after the first tale....of course I want to read more!!!

:cool:

[dive doc]

Fx,

im scribbling furiously here ... black coveralls did you say ... CHECK!!!

Dude, i am impressed, thats taking a lady out in style in my book!!!

Anything else i need to know???

Ladies, as it happens i may just need a willing participant to try this one out, anybody care to jump off a big building with lil ole doc in the dead of night for a sake of a nice dinner and a bottle of je ne cest quo??? :D

[FXGuy]

Aw- you're too kind!

Never had the money for the expensive stuff- the "typical" baubles and trinkets that some people think one has to shine on a person to get their affections... Much like the film as an "intellectual product", I always believed in making moments, feelings and energies that one carries witht hem for a lifetime.

"Necessity is the Mother of Invention" perhaps- but "Financial Brevity Breeds Better Creativity" in my book!

Still more where that came from!

[FXGuy]

One side note- just so you'll also get "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" from your ole pal FXG-

One of those "don't[s]" that I'd put in a "no-no" list- is take your lovely to see something like Full Metal Jacket- especially for a first date...

Now- the sweety I "took to dinner" ala "The Fifth Floor"?

She actually got hot for the R. Lee Ermey stuff... [?!] Nothing like a quick witted man in uniform I suppose! *wink*

[mtgman]

And why exactly would you be opposed to a corporate scam which pretty much guarantees your getting laid for the cost of a teddy bear and some candy? It's so romantic!

I agree with Swifty! Valentine's Day is a load of crap. Hmmm, buying my wife stuff to have sex with me. Doesn't that kind of amount to prostitution? They should call it "treat your wife like a prostitute" Day. I'm kidding, of course. I'll be home early from work that day with the flowers and a bottle of Pinot. I'm a sucker like that!

[Aram]

...

lol I always love coming back on mondays and seeing what has happened over the weekend! So, I'm assuming the hot tub party is still in full swing?

Btw, FX, I enjoy war movies, and FMJ is a favorite, so first date viewing wouldn't be a problem. :D

... and I loved your scheme!

[searles72]

Hottub party is in full swing dear, come on in.....we've been waiting for ya to get back!!!;)

[Aram]

Sounds good, how 'bout I chaparone? ;)

[Sea_Hag]

Fx,

im scribbling furiously here ... black coveralls did you say ... CHECK!!!

Dude, i am impressed, thats taking a lady out in style in my book!!!

Anything else i need to know???

Ladies, as it happens i may just need a willing participant to try this one out, anybody care to jump off a big building with lil ole doc in the dead of night for a sake of a nice dinner and a bottle of je ne cest quo??? :D

Doctor Im your girl ! tee hee , Iam only one who can handle you

black cover alls I have some that will fit for you , my old BF left them here , but they have sequins but the suit is large it may bne to big .

I know anbout on rappel my old BF teahced it , but I do it Austrralian way (a bit different from you Yanks) . I teaacvh you !

So , a nice dimmner and a bottle ? How about someting high protein and its a deal . and , I dont' so much like the alcohol becaue not condusive to Amino Acids and muscle deverlopement BUT how about a date with a bottle of Baby Oil later on ?

I waching for you now Doctor ! TEE HEE

[breezybree20022]

OH MY!! Fans self...... FX I love your idea of the date..... Man I need a tall dark sexy guy to rappel me off to my date with him... OH well the fantasy was good ....
Im so not getting into the hot tub...but anyone want cheesecake.... I made a buffet table over here with all kinds of food and drinks.
Anyone want a nice full body relaxing massage..... I got my massage table all set up...... smiles..... blows kisses to COUrt.... SEAR.
.. DOC>.. and the rest..... \
Now where is Frogman80..... what you cant like a beer and a hot tub party...... come here SEAR... RST...... come on... pats her leg...
Giggles
Bree

[searles72]

Ok ok Bree we got it!

Aram, no way girlfriend....get your butt over here!


Doc, youve got a live one! Sea Hag, just dont hurt our dear Doc....we need him around here...oh and by the way, hes not a Yank......:)

[breezybree20022]

Ok ok Bree we got it!

Aram, no way girlfriend....get your butt over here!


Doc, youve got a live one! Sea Hag, just dont hurt our dear Doc....we need him around here...oh and by the way, hes not a Yank......:)
SEAR....... Tackles my all time fav girl......... places her in a chair.... rubs her feet while she eats chocolate and cheesecake...... how are you? How was your day??? ( Picture me doing the excited dance )
Ok umm Sea. Hag.
.. DOc LOVES women he has a Harem...... or or two...... don't ya snugglekins,., care bear..... ROFLMAO And oh wait for it.... the wee lil teddy bear....... LMAO
OK LOves ya DOC
Bree

[Jen_MV]

Have to agree, Barb!
Hi Aram! Welcome to the party . . . . here is your margarita!

FX, . . . . Wow . . . . very impressive. Adventurous and romantic. Sounds like fun . . . keep the ideas coming! :D

[Shar36]

Sounds good, how 'bout I chaparone? ;)

Aram....chaperone? We're all consenting adults here...we aren't in need of any stinkin' chaperones! Join in the fun....some of us are experienced hot tub rebels!

;)

[Aram]

*allows herself to be pulled into the hot tub*
:D
You don't think I would let you ladies have all the fun, did you?

[Shar36]

*allows herself to be pulled into the hot tub*
:D
You don't think I would let you ladies have all the fun, did you?

You honestly didn't think we'd let you sit on the sidelines.....did you?

:)

[breezybree20022]

awww now my Day is complete....... I have Shar.... COurt and all my gals here...... Now I can go to my docs appt with smiles....... damn you all are my lil angels......hands each girl a dozen roses.

I love each and every one of my angels
Bree

[Jen_MV]

*allows herself to be pulled into the hot tub*
:D
You don't think I would let you ladies have all the fun, did you?

Wooohoooo!!! I knew it! LOL . . . .

Now, let's see . . . . who is the lucky guy we should pull in here? :D

[FXGuy]

One of the things that says "Romance" to me is the idea of placing "the unfamiliar backinto the familiar"- one might even coin the phrase "Fish out of Water"- where one creates the magic by taking the daily and making it not-so-daily...

One of my favorites [and I may play this one on my wife this year], I call "Follow The Rose" [last name's Rose; may as well use it to my best advantage- aprapos, oiu nes Pa?] It takes an incredible amount of fore-thought and planning just because the chances of participants screwing it up are extremely high. Here's how one might make it work:

This usually doesn't work on Valentine's Day simply because it might be too planned and may seem contrived unless the starting place is the spot where you'd normally end up...

A restaurant that you've already made arrangements to go to would be the starting point, with the idea being that you'd both meet there at some preselected time [with reservations no less].

The easy part is to Keep the Lady Waiting. Somewhere around 15 minutes.

Have the Consierge or Matre De bring a Rose with a note attached- preferebly in Victorian font or [if you have the skill & fortitude] hand caligraphied [yet another Renessance talent in FXG'S repitoire] that says soemthing to the effect of- "unable to make this rendevois- please come join me at [X= "something better half-way across town"].

She may already have the notion that you're sending her on a little scampish 'wild goose chase', but keep it relatively easy or inexpensive for her to trapse to 3 or 4 places in town [if you're really good, pre pay for a taxi not only to get her but wait at each stop!] and always to meet with a specific person at teh entrance- and always with another Rose, with a note.

Eventually, she'll be dropped off at a 'classy' hotel [don't go chintsy here guys- this is where you pay of on her dreams to "get yours"] and the note she'll have should express something about "Finding the Rose" at the concierge Desk or the Main Countre- which will in fact offer one last Rose, a key and a note stating "follow the petals".

Make sure the room you get is at least a couple of floors up so she has to wait in an elevator- even if it's only a couple- anticipation is everything!

When she steps out of the elevator, a perceptable line of rose petals should lead directly to the room you've prepared. When she gets there you should have your best Hugh Hephner on and a catered meal with wine and candles [preferably from the original meeting place!].

Wanna get "jumped" right there and then?

Make sure the entire floor and bed [and I mean every single square inch- if you can measure it by the inch, so much the better!] are covered in rose petals. For extra 'bonus points' when she peeks in- have a rose petal bath ready as well with the smells and humid warmth permeating the room.

Good luck gentlemen- you may not live to see the morn- ah, but to die in the arms of wanton passion and love..!

[Aram]

Wooohoooo!!! I knew it! LOL . . . .

Now, let's see . . . . who is the lucky guy we should pull in here? :D

lol humm... this could be interesting!

[breezybree20022]

One of the things that says "Romance" to me is the idea of placing "the unfamiliar backinto the familiar"- one might even coin the phrase "Fish out of Water"- where one creates the magic by taking the daily and making it not-so-daily...

One of my favorites [and I may play this one on my wife this year], I call "Follow The Rose" [last name's Rose; may as well use it to my best advantage- aprapos, oiu nes Pa?] It takes an incredible amount of fore-thought and planning just because the chances of participants screwing it up are extremely high. Here's how one might make it work:

This usually doesn't work on Valentine's Day simply because it might be too planned and may seem contrived unless the starting place is the spot where you'd normally end up...

A restaurant that you've already made arrangements to go to would be the starting point, with the idea being that you'd both meet there at some preselected time [with reservations no less].

The easy part is to Keep the Lady Waiting. Somewhere around 15 minutes.

Have the Consierge or Matre De bring a Rose with a note attached- preferebly in Victorian font or [if you have the skill & fortitude] hand caligraphied [yet another Renessance talent in FXG'S repitoire] that says soemthing to the effect of- "unable to make this rendevois- please come join me at [X= "something better half-way across town"].

She may already have the notion that you're sending her on a little scampish 'wild goose chase', but keep it relatively easy or inexpensive for her to trapse to 3 or 4 places in town [if you're really good, pre pay for a taxi not only to get her but wait at each stop!] and always to meet with a specific person at teh entrance- and always with another Rose, with a note.

Eventually, she'll be dropped off at a 'classy' hotel [don't go chintsy here guys- this is where you pay of on her dreams to "get yours"] and the note she'll have should express something about "Finding the Rose" at the concierge Desk or the Main Countre- which will in fact offer one last Rose, a key and a note stating "follow the petals".

Make sure the room you get is at least a couple of floors up so she has to wait in an elevator- even if it's only a couple- anticipation is everything!

When she steps out of the elevator, a perceptable line of rose petals should lead directly to the room you've prepared. When she gets there you should have your best Hugh Hephner on and a catered meal with wine and candles [preferably from the original meeting place!].

Wanna get "jumped" right there and then?

Make sure the entire floor and bed [and I mean every single square inch- if you can measure it by the inch, so much the better!] are covered in rose petals. For extra 'bonus points' when she peeks in- have a rose petal bath ready as well with the smells and humid warmth permeating the room.

Good luck gentlemen- you may not live to see the morn- ah, but to die in the arms of wanton passion and love..!

FX can I clone you....... I love the ideas you have...... mayhap you should start FXs school of love for all the clueless guys out there... Blows kisses
That one made me cry I wish some one would do that for me... pouts.. oh well I got the kids that make me cute valentines.
LOve ya
Bree

[Jen_MV]

lol humm... this could be interesting!

:D Uh huh . . . lol

FX, . . . . . . rose petals . . . . . *siiiigggghhhh* . . . .

[searles72]

Jen......Im sighing toooooooooooooooooo......

Lordy, never thought I was the romantic type!

[Jen_MV]

Jen......Im sighing toooooooooooooooooo......

Lordy, never thought I was the romantic type!

Barb. . . too early for this for me . . . my heart going pitter patter . . lol . . .
I think I'm going to log off and call someone! :D

Have a great day everyone!

[Shar36]

Wow FX....first rappelling the side of a building....then following rose petals to a wonderful hotel suite complete with dinner/hot soak in a rose petal bath/then intimacy....I'm not the romantic type but a gal could get addicted to this. More please!!!!:D

[searles72]

Shar isnt that the truth! Wow.........

Jen have fun dear!;)

[FXGuy]

:D Uh huh . . . lol

FX, . . . . . . rose petals . . . . . *siiiigggghhhh* . . . .

*blushes* [cause, well- I like smitten attention- it always makes me blush]

Maybe I should have one of the Mods transform me into "FXRG" standing for:

"FX: The Rose Guy"

On a "relatively" serious note- I'm hip to both kinds of romance:

The kind that takes us all out of our daily grind [take the 'grind' any way you wish] and places us in that fantasy realm we all so desperately want and need from time-to-time...

And the kind of "romance" that's nothing more than a hot meal waiting for Momma Bear and the Children because you got home before them- a hot bath for Momma B afterwards and daddy goes and 'tubbies' the kids and jammies them up for cuddles before wisking them off to bed...

The daily and the not-so-daily... It's all Zen to me. There is no riddle unless you let there be one- especially when one tries to connotate or exemplify or otherwise try to explain "love"...

When I "do" because the doing needs done- and expect nothing in return- I'm given a thousand-fold. There's almost a Zen parable in that...

"Do; not expecting- gifts adorned; while accepting"

Everything I've described [and will describe] I've done before- even an encore in some circumstances!

The effort shows and honestly, I've never met one of God's most beautiful of his creations who didn't tell me that the "thing" itself was important- it is/was always that effort I made. 100%.

"FXRG's House of Neolithic Alteration and Conan-ism" is now open for business at this hot-tub!

*takes slug off of Wild Turkey and offers up to the Lads-n-Lassies*

[Shar36]

Shar isnt that the truth! Wow.........

Jen have fun dear!;)

Honestly Searles I never needed to be wined and dined, but I gotta say that FX's posts have me re-thinking the whole entire thing!! I never would have expected to become a sucker for romance...I'm just gonna sit back and wait to read some more by FX. Unbelievable!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Aram]

Hmm, that just made my philosophizing or however the heck you spell it on human nature when deprived of basic needs feel somewhat cold. :l

[FXGuy]

FX can I clone you....... I love the ideas you have...... mayhap you should start FXs school of love for all the clueless guys out there... Blows kisses
That one made me cry I wish some one would do that for me... pouts.. oh well I got the kids that make me cute valentines.
LOve ya
Bree

Sure can- I've got the "inferior model" back in Illinois somewhere...

No- I'm not kidding- I've got a twin.

Not nearly as romantic or nice as me though [hence, inferior LOL!]

And it's not like I've got time to wisk Momma Bear [MB] off her feet like that all teh time... Las ttime I tried the rose petal item just at home the two year old kept picking up the petals and trying to give them to mommy- or eat them... LOL!

[kaleigh]

Hi I'm new to the forums and I don't mean to intrude but if FX does start the romance school for men please let me know. My husband's idea of romance is going to Cabela's to look for hunting gear which is fine for him, but I DON'T HUNT!!!

Help
Kaleigh

[Aram]

Welcome, Kaleigh! I wish I could help with your delimma, but I like to hunt. :) Sorry, perhaps one of the ladies (like Bree) could provide suggestions.

I'm off to class, wish I could stay and see the rest of the convo! See you guys!

[Shar36]

Hi I'm new to the forums and I don't mean to intrude but if FX does start the romance school for men please let me know. My husband's idea of romance is going to Cabela's to look for hunting gear which is fine for him, but I DON'T HUNT!!!

Help
Kaleigh

Welcome aboard Kaleigh! No need to feel like you're intruding...everyone is welcome here. If SeaSpectre every shows up here perhaps he could give you some pointers regarding hunting. I've learned quite a bit from his posts on that subject and it's always a good thing to learn something new!

[FXGuy]

Hi I'm new to the forums and I don't mean to intrude but if FX does start the romance school for men please let me know. My husband's idea of romance is going to Cabela's to look for hunting gear which is fine for him, but I DON'T HUNT!!!

Help
Kaleigh

"Welcome Aboard" Kaleigh!

You're the second one to bring up this point- far be it from me to just say "sure, let me show them men-folk how it's done" since I'm no womanly expert/advisor othr than I simply have an understanding of how to emote and dote on another person...

Oddly enough, I don't hunt- the last time I went it was with a camera and I krept up close enough to a fawn to touch it's nose...

I'm not much of a sports fan- though I enjoy most any sport [Sumo anyone?] I just don't have enough interest or desire to go out looking for a specific sporting event...

I'll add another "romantic interlude" or two to see what everyone thinks of my life's experience- if after that there's a call for a "He Man's Woman Understand'er Club" I'm more than willing to oblige! :D

[kaleigh]

Thanks for the welcome, I am actually getting into the hunting a bit I'll be going this fall for moose not sure if it will be in Ontario or Calgary. And although it will be a bonus for him I still want what FX described I think I'll make him read it when he gets home.

[FXGuy]

Since 'hunting' came up as a sort of homage as well as umbrage :p here's one that I'd tried about two years ago while on a film shoot-

Now understand that I had a little help from a GPS tracking devise and the catering company that was on-site every day and it cost me a couple of bucks [not much actually] but it made for a memorable day-trip for my wife when she wanted to come out to the location set.

Picture a fall setting in Vermont, the cool snap of the air and short days becoming even shorter as America begins it's last throws of brilliant color before the ravages of winter- my wife shows up at teh hotel we're all 'bunkered' in for the one day off we have and wonders "what do we want to do today?"

"Let's go GeoCaching!" I say.

My wife's not the one to trapse through forests and/or urban environments just to look at some small Tupperware box with a notebook, pencil and a coin or two in it but, God Love Her, she's with me and it's something we can do that's a bit more different than shopping or a movie.

Since she's not "into" GeoCaching that much- nor does she use my GPS device all that often I show her our present location against where this 'treasure' is located.

You're getting the idea, aren't you..?

We drive to the location- which just so happens to be where the film shoot would be going- 'cept the equipment is all gone and with the exception of tire tracks and trodden sod, only the leaves and the rustling wind through the trees can be seen and heard.

Taking the GPS, I have my wife close in on the signal- perhaps to a visual treat, perhaps to that previously named Tupperware- we're together and that's all that seems to matter.

Before too long we come to a small opening in the tree line which lends eye to a stoney stream, Rockwellian in flavor and sound- rapids mercilessly pounding water against boulders and the near perceptable babble of eddied waters further down stream.

Sure enough, the 'hidden treasure' is a picnic basket of delights on a blanket- only the blanket and items are on a bed of multi hued leaves- the spectrum of forestry displayed as a last venue of brilliance before the inevitable broach of cold and silence...

Quite a "Cache" indeed. ;)

[Bad_Dog]

FXGuy...

Good posts here. You're a good man. I hope that some of the guys reading this are taking notes; I know I am.

Just wanted to add that all this talk of Cabela's reminds me of a very recent story posted on another board (which shall remain nameless) in which the guy was about to go shooting with his buds, but his wife had some errands to do before he left.

She finally got home, and it turned out that she bought him a Ruger Super Blackhawk .44 Magnum. Guess what... he didn't go shooting with his friends. He went with her instead. This woman is awesome. BTW, I do know what that's like, as my wife did something very similar for me, twice.

All I'm saying is that your ideas are excellent, but the concept isn't limited to our perspective. It's nice for us men folk to be shown appreciation unexpectedly, too! BTW, sometimes just being met at the door after work and coming inside to the smell of a fancy dinner works wonders.

Sorry if I took away any momentum from this thread; if so it was unintentional. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

[FXGuy]

FXGuy...

Good posts here. You're a good man. I hope that some of the guys reading this are taking notes; I know I am.

*snipped only for brevity*

All I'm saying is that your ideas are excellent, but the concept isn't limited to our perspective. It's nice for us men folk to be shown appreciation unexpectedly, too! BTW, sometimes just being met at the door after work and coming inside to the smell of a fancy dinner works wonders.

Sorry if I took away any momentum from this thread; if so it was unintentional. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

You're a Zen master-in-the-making, Brotherman- absolutely correct; love is not a "One-n-One" relationship- it's always been and always will be "Half-n-Half"!

Not all women know how to indulge in masculine fantasy- just as not all men understand and indulge in that which a woman wants or needs ala fantsia...

Just remember- I'm in this hot tub with nuthin but a golden thong- now starting to look like a wrinkly bartlet pear- you gotta saddle up, get wet and spin the truth with ole FXG when you tromp into something as "serious" [:p ] as "The Hot Tub"..!

By all means- place the masculine against the feminine [Woa there, Chief- that's not exactly what I meant!] *ahem* in terms of ideology- wrangle up somethings for the ladies to consider! Even in nature there are certain creatures by where the female tells the male Like-It-Is.

Speaking of which- should we start a "Hot Tub" thread? Perhaps this is where the Zen of Lurve and FXG's outlet of Rose Petals should trapse?

Not slowin' down- just settin' the pace!

FXG

[kaleigh]

You know since you mentioned that you are in the film industry and you know how to use a camera, you should make educational videos on how to be romantic for your sign. other. I can assure you that you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. LOL, I'm definitly going to have him read the last one. We do something simular but it involves the kids, every year we go to our local national park that has a beautiful beach and have a mother's day picnic, hike and then skip rocks at the beach all the while taking lots of pictures to show how much the kids have changed from last year. Hubby even said that this year he would plan and prepare the whole picnic since it is mother's day and we've been doing this for 9yrs now and this will be the first one I haven't done it all. I guess will start with baby steps.

[kaleigh]

I just want to add that I'm going moose hunting with him, I don't think he has any other fantz other than me in camo in the bush with him. At least any fantz he has chance in hell of living out.

[FXGuy]

You know since you mentioned that you are in the film industry and you know how to use a camera, you should make educational videos on how to be romantic for your sign. other. I can assure you that you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. LOL, I'm definitly going to have him read the last one. We do something simular but it involves the kids, every year we go to our local national park that has a beautiful beach and have a mother's day picnic, hike and then skip rocks at the beach all the while taking lots of pictures to show how much the kids have changed from last year. Hubby even said that this year he would plan and prepare the whole picnic since it is mother's day and we've been doing this for 9yrs now and this will be the first one I haven't done it all. I guess will start with baby steps.

You bring up an exceptionly excellent point!

I should show everyone here some of the work I've done- using a "slide show" technique...

I have two featuring one of my son and one of my daughter as they grow up- just as an example of feelings and short staccato visions of our past played out in music, sound and light...

Problem is, if I put stuff on a "YouTube" site, they claim some form of ownership or co-ownership in the itellectual property of it and I refuse to give anyone control over my work... There may be a way- and perhaps since it's "home movie" stuff for the most part- it's best shared than to be squared away unseen.

As to the romance and finance angle... Ooooo- tempting! :cool:

[kaleigh]

The things you can do with computers now, eh. I been trying to put some slideshows together with music, I'm nowhere near your level but it's fun to play around with it.

[Bad_Dog]

I should show everyone here some of the work I've done- using a "slide show" technique...

I have two featuring one of my son and one of my daughter as they grow up- just as an example of feelings and short staccato visions of our past played out in music, sound and light...

Problem is, if I put stuff on a "YouTube" site, they claim some form of ownership or co-ownership in the itellectual property of it and I refuse to give anyone control over my work... There may be a way- and perhaps since it's "home movie" stuff for the most part- it's best shared than to be squared away unseen.


FXGuy (or anyone else): I would think twice about placing photos of the kids on the Intarweb. Heck, I wouldn't even put MY pictures on an open board (but that's a different story; in that case, I'm protecting YOU from a nightmarish episode).

WRT to YouTube, be advised: It's not your only option. FYI, Photobucket also hosts videos, and you can create a nice slideshow with Windows Movie Maker (and you won't have all that extra YouTube BS going on). Assuming you have a premium account with Photobucket, you can host a video up to 10 minutes long.

B_D

[rsctt83]

Wow, you guys have been busy .......... it's raining today in what is usually sunny San Diego. I am coming to the conclusion that I totally stink with a captial S at coming up with Valentines Day surprises no comparison with you guys are like world class with some of this stuff.

Last year I ventured into Victoria Secrets, felt totally weird, bought the first thing I saw, did a quick retreat and guess what? My wife loved it ...... I was like SWEET, yup spent lot's of time picking it out. Than my nine year old daughter ratted me out, "daddy asked the sales person what she liked". As they say "it's just one small step from the penthouse to the outhouse"

[kaleigh]

I think it is safe to say that most women want the sentiment of the romance and not the bling (we do like the bling). When my hubby and I first got together and we had our son money was tight being on mat leave so he started making me cards that he drew and coloured in crayon and wrote silly poems. We have been together for 10yrs and this year when I opened my annv. present I was devasted because there was no card. He could see it on my face so I told him how much the cards meant to me even though I loved the present. He promised I would always get a home made card in the future.

P.S I've kept every single one he has ever given me.

[FXGuy]

FXGuy (or anyone else): I would think twice about placing photos of the kids on the Intarweb. Heck, I wouldn't even put MY pictures on an open board (but that's a different story; in that case, I'm protecting YOU from a nightmarish episode).

WRT to YouTube, be advised: It's not your only option. FYI, Photobucket also hosts videos, and you can create a nice slideshow with Windows Movie Maker (and you won't have all that extra YouTube BS going on). Assuming you have a premium account with Photobucket, you can host a video up to 10 minutes long.

B_D

Roger that BD- with BD also standing for Been There Done That...

I'm extremely well versed on intellectual property rights as well as "child objectivication" from a truly despicable enemy on the web known as The Pedophile...

I don't know, my problem with Photobucket? In essence, you pay for the "Premium" membership on Photobucket- the understanding that you're actually paying them "protection money" for not using your intellectual property- especially at 10 minutes per. I don't even remember what that costs- I was thinking of Putfile but I think they have the same "end user" style clause that lets them run rampant over your rights unless you pyull your stuff after a certain amount of time...

I currently use Apple's Final Cut Pro 4 as well as imovie/idvd for some of my home stuff...

There's some FX stuff I've got that's totally 'killer'- name it, I've done it "in the box" all for about $250- UK dollars.

[Bad_Dog]

(Now that this thread is hopelessly hijacked... )
The "Pro" upgrade with Photobucket is worth the money, despite some "in-their-face" disputes I've had with them in recent months. The bottom line is, they ARE the best, even with the few quirks they have. For (I think) $25 you get increased storage space, NO ads, increased file size, 10 minute videos (as opposed to 5 min. with the free accounts).

Photobucket isn't my only photo host, but they are my go-to photo server above all others. Most of their features are very user-friendly, and I've experienced very little down time with their servers. Their customer service leaves much to be desired, however.

OK, ladies, the hot-tub is yours. I'm getting out now... watch it; I'm going to shake all this water off...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Misc/wet-dog-shaking-water-off-727162.jpg

There, now I feel better! (BTW, I think I piddled in there... )

B_D

[searles72]

(Now that this thread is hopelessly hijacked... )
The "Pro" upgrade with Photobucket is worth the money, despite some "in-their-face" disputes I've had with them in recent months. The bottom line is, they ARE the best, even with the few quirks they have. For (I think) $25 you get increased storage space, NO ads, increased file size, 10 minute videos (as opposed to 5 min. with the free accounts).

Photobucket isn't my only photo host, but they are my go-to photo server above all others. Most of their features are very user-friendly, and I've experienced very little down time with their servers. Their customer service leaves much to be desired, however.

OK, ladies, the hot-tub is yours. I'm getting out now... watch it; I'm going to shake all this water off...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Misc/wet-dog-shaking-water-off-727162.jpg

There, now I feel better! (BTW, I think I piddled in there... )

B_D




Sitting here laughing B_D!!!!! Awwww Come here puppy and let me scratch you behind your ears......

[breezybree20022]

Sure can- I've got the "inferior model" back in Illinois somewhere...

No- I'm not kidding- I've got a twin.

Not nearly as romantic or nice as me though [hence, inferior LOL!]

And it's not like I've got time to wisk Momma Bear [MB] off her feet like that all teh time... Las ttime I tried the rose petal item just at home the two year old kept picking up the petals and trying to give them to mommy- or eat them... LOL!
Well I just got home from the hospital..... and I stopped to get the valentine romance props for hubby... since well he will be with me till he ships out again. Mental note yall do NOT shop for romance items while trying no to hurl at the shop keepers feet.
Luckily.. I had a run in with a FX Clone..... Smiles at FX... nice soldier who happened to be in Victorias secrets.,,,,,, he noticed I was having a few umm shall we say greener issues... and my scars...... and instead of staring and being well... weird... he offered to help... SMiles.... He even modeled stuff for me. ( He was the same height and build of hubby) helped me get the Rose petals and fur lined handcuffs... lotions.. music selections and mine and hubbys outfits..... then carried them out.... ( And since he was a marine decided to tell me that if it didn't work out with hubby he was all mine) Giggles.... when I almost passed out on the way to my car...he scooped ( yes ladies you heard me) Scooped me up in one arm and my packages in the other and walked me to my car... even dialed hubby on my cell to come get me ,.... he and hubby have a bowling and poker night tomorrow.
Im telling you it was cute..... in a alpha tarzan kinda way... smiles.
Bree

[FXGuy]

Well I just got home from the hospital..... and I stopped to get the valentine romance props for hubby... since well he will be with me till he ships out again. Mental note yall do NOT shop for romance items while trying no to hurl at the shop keepers feet.
Luckily.. I had a run in with a FX Clone..... Smiles at FX... nice soldier who happened to be in Victorias secrets.,,,,,, he noticed I was having a few umm shall we say greener issues... and my scars...... and instead of staring and being well... weird... he offered to help... SMiles.... He even modeled stuff for me. ( He was the same height and build of hubby) helped me get the Rose petals and fur lined handcuffs... lotions.. music selections and mine and hubbys outfits..... then carried them out.... ( And since he was a marine decided to tell me that if it didn't work out with hubby he was all mine) Giggles.... when I almost passed out on the way to my car...he scooped ( yes ladies you heard me) Scooped me up in one arm and my packages in the other and walked me to my car... even dialed hubby on my cell to come get me ,.... he and hubby have a bowling and poker night tomorrow.
Im telling you it was cute..... in a alpha tarzan kinda way... smiles.
Bree

Well you GO Bree-Bree!

I am ever so sorry to hear you're having such a "puny" day- at least The Marines were there to help you along...

*[furry handcuffs..?] :o - then pulls a draw of of the Wild Turkey*

[breezybree20022]

Actually before I got sick I was really good at meeting hubby's fantasy and love felt needs.
The Valentines day year before last..... I had a gf of mine show up at his work with a strip o' gram and keys..... the keys led to a mustang..... which he drove to a location and was given keys to a motorcycle and a map.... with a large X in the middle of it. He was also given a pair of ladies thong underwear with a note he was not to open until he had found his treasure.
He drove the motorcycle ( Harley just like the one he wanted) to the middle of a clearing where a gentleman was standing with a plane and a parachute ( yeah hubby had always wanted to skydive...... I didn't at that point so imagine his surprise when he was told he had to skydive to the next location) He did while texting the hell out of me to find out where I was ( He was worried the lil man LMAO)
Once he had done that his dream motorcycle was in hi LZ where he rode it to the top of an old ranch property( My grammas) and saw me swimming naked in her pond with a wonderful moonlit picnic and music. I had also brought along some fun things that he got to use. He opened his letter and it told him he could put the thong on me or toss it and keep me naked while eating dinner ( guess which one he chose.)
SMiles
Bree..

One year later I gave him the ultimate male fantasy LOL

[breezybree20022]

Well you GO Bree-Bree!

I am ever so sorry to hear you're having such a "puny" day- at least The Marines were there to help you along...

*[furry handcuffs..?] :o - then pulls a draw of of the Wild Turkey*

Hey I got to see him model the clothes..... have to say umm he had a nice butt lmao... Im a butt gal all the way
Bree smiles ..takes a swig off her tequila ( Man I need some of that .. chemo suck... *** !!!!!!
Bree loves yall

[kaleigh]

Hey Bree, just want to let you know that you are an inspiration. I also luv a great tight butt, as long as it's attached to a great pair of legs.

Kaleigh

[Bad_Dog]

Sitting here laughing B_D!!!!! Awwww Come here puppy and let me scratch you behind your ears......

Well, OK, but I smell like a wet dog...

Hope you don't laugh when my hind leg starts thumping the floor while you're scratching My Favorite Spot. How did you know??

B_D

[breezybree20022]

Well, OK, but I smell like a wet dog...

Hope you don't laugh when my hind leg starts thumping the floor while you're scratching My Favorite Spot. How did you know??

B_D

As long as you dont start molesting her leg you should be fine... sprays perfume on you to cover the wet dog scent...
Smiles and kisses you on the head
Bree

[Aram]

B_D never molests legs that he doesn't appreciate :)

[Courtenay]

Well, OK, but I smell like a wet dog...

Hope you don't laugh when my hind leg starts thumping the floor while you're scratching My Favorite Spot. How did you know??

B_D

Oh darn, and here I was hoping that something else could thump the floor if I scratched the "favorite spot"....silly me.

[Shar36]

OK, ladies, the hot-tub is yours. I'm getting out now... watch it; I'm going to shake all this water off...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Misc/wet-dog-shaking-water-off-727162.jpg

There, now I feel better! (BTW, I think I piddled in there... )

B_D

You poor thing...had a little accident, did you? No worries...there are always chemicals to decontaminate the hot tub. You're not such a Bad_Dog anyway...you really are an adorable lil pup! Now that you've shaken the excess water off...come over here and I'll just blow you dry!!

:D

[Courtenay]

Jen......Im sighing toooooooooooooooooo......

Lordy, never thought I was the romantic type!

Hmmm, maybe I am not the romantic type. Did nothing for me. (no offense).

Bree's suggestion of taking sandwiches to the beach, dancing to the car radio, the very simple romance is much more my speed.

[breezybree20022]

Hmmm, maybe I am not the romantic type. Did nothing for me. (no offense).

Bree's suggestion of taking sandwiches to the beach, dancing to the car radio, the very simple romance is much more my speed.

Heres my plan for this year for hubby... tell me if it would work for yall..... be honest.
I am making manicotti.....salad..... and wine for dinner.... candles lit all the way to the bedroom and bathroom..... nice whirlpool bath filled with roses and lavender..... soft music on the stereo.... moonlight coming in from the skylights.
Hubby walks in and sees the rose petals all the way down the hall along with the table set with candles.... a note saying follow the trail.... he gets to the bathroom where I have set up my massage table..... to see me standing in a very revealing black lace see through nightie.... with massage lotion in my hand..... I smile..... and say..... sensual masage... relaxing bath..dinner..... and then I step away from the table and in the light for him to see through the nighty and say and then dessert......
I am hoping to rock his world and make him feel like the king of the mountain lmao
Bree

[breezybree20022]

Actually when I step away from the table I have his robe in hand and handcuffs and I say dessert anyway you like it.....grin.... and see what he does or says.....
I am really hoping he will be like floored..... I haven't been able to show him how much he means to me for a while now,...... so hopefully this makes him go wow.she does still love me and I rock his world
Bree

[kaleigh]

My hubby works days, I work nights we don't see each other m-f. One friday were on the phone and he says how much he misses me and that he is going to wait up for me to get home. Well he stayed up but so did the 2yr old, an 1 1/2hrs later she is finally asleep (by me) and I just want to fall into bed. He pouts for 2 days when I ask whats wrong he says I didn't show him any affection the other night when I waited up. Romance would have been having all the kids in bed. Live and learn.

[Bad_Dog]

B_D never molests legs that he doesn't appreciate :)

Ah, I see you've been paying attention! Actually, I maintain that if you've humped one leg, you've humped them all. ;)

Oh darn, and here I was hoping that something else could thump the floor if I scratched the "favorite spot"....silly me.

Depends on which "favorite spot" you meant. Heck, I could always just go lick myself for a while... :eek:

You poor thing...had a little accident, did you? No worries...there are always chemicals to decontaminate the hot tub. You're not such a Bad_Dog anyway...you really are an adorable lil pup! Now that you've shaken the excess water off...come over here and I'll just blow you dry

Pant, pant... (nuzzling the Shar) You mean one of those blowdryers? I don't know... the noise confuses me.

B_D

[Jen_MV]

Bwahahahahaha . . . funny as hell, J!

Hmmm . . . Beach or Bed with rose petals . . . what choices! :o . . . what to do . . . what to do!:D

[breezybree20022]

My hubby works days, I work nights we don't see each other m-f. One friday were on the phone and he says how much he misses me and that he is going to wait up for me to get home. Well he stayed up but so did the 2yr old, an 1 1/2hrs later she is finally asleep (by me) and I just want to fall into bed. He pouts for 2 days when I ask whats wrong he says I didn't show him any affection the other night when I waited up. Romance would have been having all the kids in bed. Live and learn.

Kali Hubby and I have 8 kids...... you have to set strict bedtimes for the kids so you can have time for you and hubby. So many married couples drift apart because they dont make any couple time instead they concentrate on the kids or bills or the housework..... ALl that will be there until the end of time.... you and your husband have to make time for eachother ... date eachother.... just like you did when you first met..... always make it feel like it is the first kiss,,, the first call...... and of course the first time you make love
Everything wil be there when you get time for it....... but you only have this chance to be with your hubby. Enjoy and relish each moment in his arms....each smell of his cologne.... ( even if it is eu de home from the nasty trips) and relish the time you have with him no matter how hectic our day is or how crazy it feels.
You only get one chance at living......live well......love well.......and never let a minute pass where someone you love might wonder how you feel..... tell them and show them,.
Bree
Ok.,......off my sappy horse now.////// passes the drinks to the room

[Shar36]

Ah, I see you've been paying attention! Actually, I maintain that if you've humped one leg, you've humped them all. ;)

Certain about that one B_D?


Pant, pant... (nuzzling the Shar) You mean one of those blowdryers? I don't know... the noise confuses me.B_D

Nuzzle away B_D...I'm a sucker for a lil pup like yourself. No noise to worry about, I'll make sure it's nice and quiet while I blow you dry.

;)

[Courtenay]

Depends on which "favorite spot" you meant. Heck, I could always just go lick myself for a while... :eek:
B_D

Well, that would be a silly thing to do.....when it is so much easier to have someone else lick you!

[Bad_Dog]

Well, that would be a silly thing to do.....when it is so much easier to have someone else lick you!

Awww, Court... you say the sweetest things! http://images9.fotki.com/v172/photos/2/262472/2081002/shy-vi.gif

[Courtenay]

Hey BD. email when you get a chance. I want to lick you! ha ha, just kidding. Seriously though, I want to ask you something, and I cannot find your email address. Or better yet, PM me here, (I cannot get your PM to work either.)

[Bad_Dog]

Sure, Court; I wondered why I hadn't heard from you in a while.

PM's no worky... I don't know how to do that. There's always YM, though...

Check your inbox. http://images9.fotki.com/v182/photos/2/262472/2081002/sunglasses-vi.gif

[Courtenay]

I'll check it later tonight. I am at work right now and they decided to restrict us from Yahoo....(whatever.) You know, I do not have you in my YIM, don't know why! Not that I am on there much anyway.

[Bad_Dog]

You know, I do not have you in my YIM, don't know why!

Well, we'll just have to fix that then, won't we? :rolleyes:

[pammy10s]

Group events can be a lot of fun, but they're not my idea of romantic. To indulge my guy for a day, it would all have to be about the sensual. I'd start with a little gentle loving in the morning, sort of my special "good morning buy guy!" Followed by breakfast in bed. His favorites of course. Hot cinnamon buns with pecans and caramel icing, thick cut hickory smoked bacon, light and fluffy scrambled eggs, and Mimosa with a splah of orange blossom flavoring (a little girly, but he likes it). Then, after perhaps a little more gentle loving, it would be off to my place in the PA countryside. He'd get to pick the music the whole way, it's his day after all, and when we got there, we'd take a walk in the woods along the ridge that crests just behind the house. No cell phones, no faxes, just the two of us. It's cold up there, so we wouldn't stay out for long. Once we got back, it would be all about warming each other back up. We'd figure-out 50 wonderful things to do with the gourmet chocolate sauce I brought. And to wrap it all up, I'd let him watch his very favorite thing . . . . ULTIMATE FIGHTING! Hee Hee. :eek:

[Courtenay]

Wow, Mimosa's with orange blossom flavoring? Where do you get that? Sounds good! I am not crazy crazy about Mimosas....but with that I may like them more. Does it make them sweeter?

[rsctt83]

Feeling better Bree, hope so. Hi everyone ........

[breezybree20022]

Feeling better Bree, hope so. Hi everyone ........

Scott you sooooo need YIM im telling you then I could talk to you while at the hospital lmao.... lord man....

Blows kisses
Bree

[searles72]

Nice to see you rsctt, you sticking around for a bit?

[rsctt83]

I cannot ever seem to stay in one place too long ... usually I hop around the forums a bit after I answer some training/endurance type posts/questions.

Hope everyone is doing great

[SeaSpectre]

Well. So far we have beastiality, a first time skydiver who miraculously lands right on his intended lz, a fat guy in a gold thong(pass the turkey), a three way, a four way, mimosas, rose petals(delicious BTW), rope, black coveralls, harleys, 4-star hotels, and bumping off the floor.

So, I'm guessing that Valentines is all lined out-------pass me the Turkey again FX, I need a drink.

[Shar36]

Well. So far we have beastiality, a first time skydiver who miraculously lands right on his intended lz, a fat guy in a gold thong(pass the turkey), a three way, a four way, mimosas, rose petals(delicious BTW), rope, black coveralls, harleys, 4-star hotels, and bumping off the floor.

So, I'm guessing that Valentines is all lined out-------pass me the Turkey again FX, I need a drink.

Yeah well...variety is the SPICE OF LIFE!!!

:cool:

[Courtenay]

Well. So far we have beastiality, a first time skydiver who miraculously lands right on his intended lz, a fat guy in a gold thong(pass the turkey), a three way, a four way, mimosas, rose petals(delicious BTW), rope, black coveralls, harleys, 4-star hotels, and bumping off the floor.

So, I'm guessing that Valentines is all lined out-------pass me the Turkey again FX, I need a drink.

You aren't supposed to go telling people EVERYTHING we did this weekend, Jeff. My goodness, aren't there any secrets????

[SeaSpectre]

heheh------sorry, it was just begging to be told!

[breezybree20022]

Well. So far we have beastiality, a first time skydiver who miraculously lands right on his intended lz, a fat guy in a gold thong(pass the turkey), a three way, a four way, mimosas, rose petals(delicious BTW), rope, black coveralls, harleys, 4-star hotels, and bumping off the floor.

So, I'm guessing that Valentines is all lined out-------pass me the Turkey again FX, I need a drink.

Ummm Beastiality........ damn miss one post and your lost forever....scratches my head.
Sea my lil darling snookems....... smiles how was your day.....
Doc snugglekins how are you...... Barb Aka......Hottie barbie..... how are ya darling?>> and the rest of ya hugs and kisses
Bree

[Courtenay]

Well, truth be told the "beastiality" was actually me dressed in a kitty costume.....Sea cannot resist the temptation of playing with a nice P....ooops, I mean kitty. *meow*

[searles72]

Well, truth be told the "beastiality" was actually me dressed in a kitty costume.....Sea cannot resist the temptation of playing with a nice P....ooops, I mean kitty. *meow*



Dont you mean LIONESS Court?

[Aram]

Ummm Beastiality........ damn miss one post and your lost forever....scratches my head.
[...]
Bree


Uh .... ya think? I'm completely lost! :D *shakes head*

You crazy adults! ;)

[rsctt83]

Wow, you kids are getting wild in here ........ cut to poof of smoke as timid one exits stage right

[FXGuy]

Well. So far we have beastiality, a first time skydiver who miraculously lands right on his intended lz, a fat guy in a gold thong(pass the turkey), a three way, a four way, mimosas, rose petals(delicious BTW), rope, black coveralls, harleys, 4-star hotels, and bumping off the floor.

So, I'm guessing that Valentines is all lined out-------pass me the Turkey again FX, I need a drink.

*"Fat Guy with the gold thong" panaches Wild Turkey to Comrade Sea who takes a long draw...*

*FXG then pulls a small cork-like plug at the belly button of his inflatable Sumo suit- a disturbing flatulant bubbling erupts from the hot tub sending everyone into disturbed looks of both "poo-panic" and horrific intrigue at could be suspected to be the worlds longest and FX shrivelling fart on record...*

"Hey- it's that or be called 'the fat boy' for the rest of this comic strip we're calling a thread!"

[SeaSpectre]

Sorry man----I know, everyone picks on the fat kid. Nice costume.

Court---here kittykittykitty!!