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Jen_MV
01-04-2008, 02:41 PM
The "Not Fair" thread was having such a nice discussion but you had to ruin it, Bad_Dog!

Now that all that's out of the way, Pammy... go out in the kitchen and get me a beer. And make me a sammich, dammit.

Go get your own damn beer and Sandwich! :D

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 02:44 PM
From BD:

Sounds like someone has watched G.I. Jane once too many times.

Damn, I was so hoping that this wouldn't get personal.

Now that all that's out of the way, Pammy... go out in the kitchen and get me a beer. And make me a sammich, dammit.

No problem. So long as you suck my toes and let me call you Bubba!

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 02:52 PM
Go get your own damn beer and Sandwich!

Actually, I was hoping you'd help me out here, Babe...

You know how I love that French Maid's outfit you wear. I'll have a Foster's please... those pints cans are way in the back. That's it... bend over a little farther.

Oh, and make that sammich roast beast... salt, pepper, and Miracle Whip will be good.

Jen??

Now don't make me come in there... Jenny?

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 02:57 PM
BD didn't ruin anything----the thread was repeating itself in a vortex of redundancy.
It was time to move on to a different subject-----of course its only a matter of time before someone revives the same old argument again.

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 02:58 PM
No problem. So long as you suck my toes and let me call you Bubba!

I don't know... I wouldn't want to make Jenny jealous. (BTW, how do you look in a French Maid's outfit?)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/Mutleygif.gif

Shar36
01-04-2008, 03:10 PM
WOW!!! Take a few hours out of the day to run to the bank...that fine french store Target and then hit the grocery store only to find all of this and yet another locked thread!

BTW ~ B_D I just so happened to pick up a nice fresh pound of roast beef and a brand new jar of Miracle Whip...any particular type of bread you's like that sammich on? Here's a little FYI....it just so happens that I dressed as a French Maid many years ago for Halloween....that costume may just be here somewhere....have to take a look around first. You just have to promise not to spill the Fosters down the front of it...yes, that's exactly what happened the first time I wore it!

FTR, I would not make you suck on my toes (even if they are cute and sporting magenta polish) nor would I call you Bubba!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Banana-on-llama.gif

rsctt83
01-04-2008, 03:19 PM
bad dog

Is that Muttley the snickering hound? I am a complete idiot when it comes to computer stuff how did you do that, I think that's soooo cool. I love that cartoon.

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 03:32 PM
BTW ~ B_D I just so happened to pick up a nice fresh pound of roast beef and a brand new jar of Miracle Whip...any particular type of bread you's like that sammich on?

As long as we're taking orders here, I'd like it on Kummelweck. Warm it up in some gravy first, if you wouldn't mind... Cut in two would also be great.

...it just so happens that I dressed as a French Maid many years ago for Halloween....that costume may just be here somewhere....have to take a look around first. You just have to promise not to spill the Fosters down the front of it...yes, that's exactly what happened the first time I wore it!


Actually, that's the best way to drink it... sort of a nice cozy funnel.

http://images9.fotki.com/v182/photos/2/262472/2081002/zfosters-vi.gif

Shar36
01-04-2008, 03:41 PM
As long as we're taking orders here, I'd like it on Kummelweck. Warm it up in some gravy first, if you wouldn't mind... Cut in two would also be great.



Actually, that's the best way to drink it... sort of a nice cozy funnel.

http://images9.fotki.com/v182/photos/2/262472/2081002/zfosters-vi.gif


Okay...I've never heard of Kummelweck bread...but I'm on it...no worries.
Cut it in half....would you like that cut vertically or diagonally...I aim to please.

nice cozy funnel...ummm...more like a tunnel with me! Is that going to be a problem for you?

You just have to promise not to http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Bite-me-heart.jpg .....a nibble here....a nibble there is fine though!

:D

Oops...you want that sammich warmed up in au jus first and then you want me to put Miracle Whip on it as well...sounds sort of gross...but it's your sammich pal!

:rolleyes:

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 03:48 PM
I've never heard of Kummelweck bread

Use the 'search' function

Shar36
01-04-2008, 04:00 PM
Use the 'search' function

That is just.....uncalled for....name calling! SS...you need to edit this post!

I've got something for you to search B_D and it's gonna take a long long time for you to get your first taste of Fosters too!

I think I'll choose this particular search function:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Google-is-your-friend.jpg

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:01 PM
Boy oh boy, leave you children unattended and you start making men sandwiches in exchange for some toe sucking. My goodness.

How about one of you fine men get ME a sandwich and a beer and I'll not only wear a French Maid's outfit, but I'll do a sexy strip right out of it.

Any takers?

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 04:03 PM
Pick me, pick me!!!!

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:04 PM
Pick me, pick me!!!!

You're so cute. For you, I'll strip without your having to make me a sandwich first!

Shar36
01-04-2008, 04:05 PM
Pick me, pick me!!!!


Sure! You are ooooh so pickable!

:D

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 04:07 PM
Courtenay, I'll make you a sammich any time. I might even wear the costume.

How's this:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/0026.gif

Shar36
01-04-2008, 04:07 PM
Boy oh boy, leave you children unattended and you start making men sandwiches in exchange for some toe sucking. My goodness.


Nobody will be doing any sucking of my toes....proceed due north and await further instructions!!!

:D

Shar36
01-04-2008, 04:10 PM
Courtenay, I'll make you a sammich any time. I might even wear the costume.

How's this:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/0026.gif


Wow, not only are you buff B_D but you are getting jiggy with it to! You can strip for me anytime, anywhere!

;)

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:11 PM
Thank god I know you look better than that BD, or my fantasies would have just been completely destroyed.

As for the sucking Shar, you can always let them start with the toes, and move upward. If they like to suck toes, then let 'em suck away. The payoff from letting them do what they like is always so good....

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 04:20 PM
As for the sucking Shar, you can always let them start with the toes, and move upward. If they like to suck toes, then let 'em suck away. The payoff from letting them do what they like is always so good....

Precisely! One must vet the technique.

Shar36
01-04-2008, 04:20 PM
Thank god I know you look better than that BD, or my fantasies would have just been completely destroyed.

As for the sucking Shar, you can always let them start with the toes, and move upward. If they like to suck toes, then let 'em suck away. The payoff from letting them do what they like is always so good....

Get your point Court...still not letting anyone suck on my toes...sorry just can't do it!

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 04:25 PM
I don't know... I wouldn't want to make Jenny jealous. (BTW, how do you look in a French Maid's outfit?)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/Mutleygif.gif


34-28-37. . . OK, 39 dammit! But I'd say that would do justice to a French maid outfit.

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 04:30 PM
As for the sucking Shar, you can always let them start with the toes, and move upward. If they like to suck toes, then let 'em suck away. The payoff from letting them do what they like is always so good....
Sounds like someone is a candidate for the legendary Australian Kiss... http://images15.fotki.com/v231/photos/2/262472/2422852/devilsmiley067-vi.gif

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 04:32 PM
34-28-37. . . OK, 39 dammit! But I'd say that would do justice to a French maid outfit.

http://images9.fotki.com/v174/photos/2/262472/2081002/ttiwwop-vi.gif

Taking notes here...

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:47 PM
34-28-37. . . OK, 39 dammit! But I'd say that would do justice to a French maid outfit.

Another curvy woman. Yay! Those of us with "junk in the trunk" are finally being appreciated like we should be!

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:48 PM
http://images9.fotki.com/v174/photos/2/262472/2081002/ttiwwop-vi.gif

Taking notes here...

I would post pics.....but then I'd get booted from the site. What fun would that be?

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Get your point Court...still not letting anyone suck on my toes...sorry just can't do it!

Shar Shar Shar. You are missing out setting limits like that!

Just like the song "Your Body is a Wonderland", my body is a wonderland and my lover can suck anywhere he pleases.

Try it, you may like it! :p

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 05:02 PM
http://images9.fotki.com/v174/photos/2/262472/2081002/ttiwwop-vi.gif

Taking notes here...

You're hysterical B_D. To be honest, I don't have pics of myself jsut lying around. But I'm going to Grand Cayman in Feb. I should have some when I get back, though I doubt I'd post them on a public forum. TOO RISKY! Wonder if you can PM photos? Of course, you'd have to send me picks too. Fair is fair.

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 05:09 PM
Another curvy woman. Yay! Those of us with "junk in the trunk" are finally being appreciated like we should be!

Always have been... it's just that Hollyweird forgot what shape women are supposed to be. Does the name Marilyn Monroe ring a bell with anyone? Probably not with some of the SOCOM crowd here.

Danger: CURVES Ahead!

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 05:17 PM
You're hysterical B_D. To be honest, I don't have pics of myself jsut lying around. But I'm going to Grand Cayman in Feb. I should have some when I get back, though I doubt I'd post them on a public forum. TOO RISKY! Wonder if you can PM photos? Of course, you'd have to send me picks too. Fair is fair.

Of course! I'll show you how to do that... it's not a problem. I was only half-kidding about posting them here (half-kidding). I wouldn't post mine on a public forum, either. Think of all the PERVS that could be watching!

Better send me a YM, 'cause the NSC PMs aren't very secure.

Shar36
01-04-2008, 05:31 PM
Always have been... it's just that Hollyweird forgot what shape women are supposed to be. Does the name Marilyn Monroe ring a bell with anyone? Probably not with some of the SOCOM crowd here.

Danger: CURVES Ahead!

Certainly Marilyn Monroe rings a few bells....and if I said I had a Seven Year Itch....what would my chances be of getting that Australian Kiss?

Just curious is all!

:D

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 05:41 PM
Of course! I'll show you how to do that... it's not a problem. I was only half-kidding about posting them here (half-kidding). I wouldn't post mine on a public forum, either. Think of all the PERVS that could be watching!

Better send me a YM, 'cause the NSC PMs aren't very secure.


YM? What's a YM?

Shar36
01-04-2008, 05:43 PM
Yahoo Messenger!

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 05:52 PM
Thanks Shar. I can always count on you for the technical stuff.

pammy10s
01-04-2008, 05:54 PM
Of course! I'll show you how to do that... it's not a problem. I was only half-kidding about posting them here (half-kidding). I wouldn't post mine on a public forum, either. Think of all the PERVS that could be watching!

Better send me a YM, 'cause the NSC PMs aren't very secure.

OK . . . but are you agreeing to send pics too?

Shar36
01-04-2008, 05:54 PM
Thanks Shar. I can always count on you for the technical stuff.


Anytime Pammy. I'm still learning all the technical stuff...I just have some good teachers!

P.S.

Actually Pammy all you have to do is click on the Y! in the upper right of one of B_D's posts to get to YM.

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 06:14 PM
Only if you have YM installed on your puter
"

Shar36
01-04-2008, 06:16 PM
Only if you have YM installed on your puter
"

pickypickypicky

searles72
01-04-2008, 06:30 PM
French maid outfits and curves...holy smokes.....no food till after the show is finished guys.....

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 06:41 PM
OK . . . but are you agreeing to send pics too?

Of course. Why not? :D

You have YM, right? (thanks, Shar)

Shar36
01-04-2008, 06:50 PM
Of course. Why not? :D

You have YM, right? (thanks, Shar)

Sure thing B_D. I'm just passing the knowledge along. Someone told me that once and since I'm a good listener I figured why not.

Now perhaps you could answer my post to you above before you disappear again!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/angry-banana.gif

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 06:57 PM
French maid outfits and curves...holy smokes.....no food till after the show is finished guys.....

You mean after we work up an appetite? http://images15.fotki.com/v230/photos/2/262472/2422852/devilsmiley041-vi.gif

searles72
01-04-2008, 07:02 PM
Well of course thats what I meant....

and if your taking orders on sandwichs, Ill take a BLT toasted with mayo on the side!

Shar36
01-04-2008, 07:04 PM
Well of course thats what I meant....

and if your taking orders on sandwichs, Ill take a BLT toasted with mayo on the side!

Searles...we don't do mayo...we prefer Miracle Whip. After all...it's the tangy zip that makes Miracle Whip!

:p

searles72
01-04-2008, 07:06 PM
Now we're talking whips....with some zing! man oh man...I better go put some leather on...lol

Shar36
01-04-2008, 07:09 PM
Lions and tigers and leather...oh my!!!

Jen_MV
01-04-2008, 07:12 PM
Now we're talking whips....with some zing! man oh man...I better go put some leather on...lol

Searles, leather? Wow, you are one kinky woman! LOL. . . .

I post this thread before going out to dinner and what do I get when I get back? French maid outfits, curves, and the Australian kiss. . . . gotta love NSC!!!:D

searles72
01-04-2008, 07:16 PM
Jen i just got in too and Omg....kicked things in gear!

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 07:25 PM
Did someone say... LEATHER???

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 07:31 PM
if I said I had a Seven Year Itch....what would my chances be of getting that Australian Kiss?


I don't know... how bad does it itch??
http://images9.fotki.com/v180/photos/2/262472/2081002/zevilinnocent-vi.gif

Shar36
01-04-2008, 07:36 PM
I don't know... how bad does it itch??
http://images9.fotki.com/v180/photos/2/262472/2081002/zevilinnocent-vi.gif

worse than having hives, poison ivy, poison oak, mosquito bites! Are you getting my drift here?

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/th_sokissmelips.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/sokissmelips.jpg)

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 07:39 PM
Searles, I'm wondering how your gonna talk with that ball in your mouth-----strange choice, bit to each their own I guess..

Shar36
01-04-2008, 07:43 PM
Searles, I'm wondering how your gonna talk with that ball in your mouth-----strange choice, bit to each their own I guess..


NP...all you have to do is tuck it between the inside of your cheek and gum! She'll just sound like she was at the dentist getting a cavity filled...a bit muffled but she'll manage!

:D

searles72
01-04-2008, 07:54 PM
Ball in my mouth.....where did that come from?...if theres a will, then most certainly theres a way.....:p

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 07:57 PM
O gotta bull-riggin'!

searles72
01-04-2008, 07:59 PM
So now you want me to put on the leather chaps and hat and ride the mechanical bull! Would you make up your darn minds.....

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 08:05 PM
I think he's confusing leather with PVC...

whatever THAT means.

SeaSpectre
01-04-2008, 08:10 PM
Mechanical bull? You can call it whatever you want.

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 08:14 PM
So now you want me to put on the leather chaps and hat and ride the mechanical bull!

That's actually something I'd like to see. Nice and slow.

searles72
01-04-2008, 08:19 PM
Nice and slow....the ride is better when its faster BD....now go make that
sandwich ....please

Shar36
01-04-2008, 08:19 PM
Searles...I'll be more than happy to ride the mechanical bull. I've already got the hat but I'm not wearing leather chaps. I will however need a roll of duct tape...yeah I need to bind the Ta Ta's down...they tend to get bounced around while riding the mechanical bull or any bull for that matter.

BTW ~ do you know how to lasso a bull? Just wondering here.

Shar36
01-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Nice and slow....the ride is better when its faster BD....now go make that
sandwich ....please

Searles..there is a reason for the saying...slow and steady sets the pace...slow and steady wins the race!

However ending that race in a full open sprint (fast and hard) and crossing the finish line at exactly the same time is an amazing experience!!!!

:D

searles72
01-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Do i know how to? Yes dear, but what bull are we talking about....

Shar36
01-04-2008, 08:24 PM
Why any bull you care to talk about DEAR!!!

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 08:28 PM
Nice and slow....the ride is better when its faster BD....now go make that
sandwich ....please

What's the hurry? We've got aaaall night.

Now, what kind of sammich did you want again?

searles72
01-04-2008, 08:31 PM
Now why would i be talking about a bull- you ridem honey....

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 08:36 PM
BTW ~ do you know how to lasso a bull? Just wondering here.

Might not be a smart idea. He might get the idea you'd rather he was a steer.

Shar36
01-04-2008, 08:45 PM
Now why would i be talking about a bull- you ridem honey....
You don't need to worry about me at all sweets! I'll ride 'm alrighty and then some!

Shar36
01-04-2008, 08:47 PM
Might not be a smart idea. He might get the idea you'd rather he was a steer.
Actually B_D that was something SS was wondering about. Not me....well okay I was just a bit curious myself.

dive doc
01-04-2008, 08:48 PM
I go away for one evening and i come back to find that ive missed leather, french maids, riding of different animals .... i cant believe you ladies started without me.

MMmmm so just where do i jump in/on here now???? Anybody going to lend me a helping hand to get in the saddle???? ;)

Shar ... wanna help me???? :D

searles72
01-04-2008, 08:51 PM
No saddle Doc....free riding- are you ready?:cool:

dive doc
01-04-2008, 08:55 PM
Sear ... my my ... arent you quick off the mark tonight ... im only 2 minutes and you want me to go bareback riding already ... i dont know, that could result in some nasty friction burns you know ;)

Of course im ready ... who wouldnt want to free ride a bull :D

searles72
01-04-2008, 09:06 PM
I didnt say Doc you were to be barebutt-----just no saddle, honey it doesnt leave that bad friction sores....but somebody will look after you when your off...theres a the French Maid running around here!

Shar36
01-04-2008, 09:11 PM
I go away for one evening and i come back to find that ive missed leather, french maids, riding of different animals .... i cant believe you ladies started without me.

MMmmm so just where do i jump in/on here now???? Anybody going to lend me a helping hand to get in the saddle???? ;)

Shar ... wanna help me???? :D
If you really need the help Doc...I'm game! However you may want to stick with a much more experienced rider and that of course would be Searles!

dive doc
01-04-2008, 09:12 PM
Damn ... no barebutt ... ye were gonna have to do something about that!!! Hmmm didnt i see back-sideless chaps flying around somewhere last week ... oh wait ... didnt we see them on you dear???? :D

As for no saddle ... im getting a sore butt just thinking about it. Where did that french maid go ... just when you need her!!! Hmmm, i seem to remember i had a pretty good nurse at one stage a while back ... oohh and a VERY pretty patient that does owe me some TLC. Yep i think i should be just fine when i get injured!!! ;)

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 09:37 PM
As for no saddle ... im getting a sore butt just thinking about it. Where did that french maid go ... just when you need her!!! Hmmm, i seem to remember i had a pretty good nurse at one stage a while back ... oohh and a VERY pretty patient that does owe me some TLC. Yep i think i should be just fine when i get injured!!! ;)

Could be, but you might want to be a bit diplomatic regarding how you explain that you'd like her to rub your sore coccyx... just a thought here, Mate.

http://images9.fotki.com/v179/photos/2/262472/2081002/lmao-vi.gif

dive doc
01-04-2008, 09:41 PM
In the famous last words of BD ... Rub my Coccyx, Rub my sore Coccyx please ... where is that French maid .... i hear they have orthopaedic training for that kind of thing :D

searles72
01-04-2008, 09:44 PM
Oh I dont know BD- Im sure the French maid will take of anything, no diplomacy needed with that outfit on....

Courtenay
01-04-2008, 09:50 PM
Rub my Coccyx, :D

OOOh I just love it when you talk dirty like that! :p

Jen_MV
01-04-2008, 10:00 PM
Actually, I was hoping you'd help me out here, Babe...

You know how I love that French Maid's outfit you wear. I'll have a Foster's please... those pints cans are way in the back. That's it... bend over a little farther.

Oh, and make that sammich roast beast... salt, pepper, and Miracle Whip will be good.

Jen??

Now don't make me come in there... Jenny?


French Maid outfit? LOL . . . I don't have one of those. . . but there should be a nurse's outfit here somewhere . . complete with a garter belt! Ummm, will that do? :D

Any of you ladies are welcome to borrow it anytime. . . .

dive doc
01-04-2008, 10:00 PM
OOOh I just love it when you talk dirty like that! :p

MMmm my favourite patient ... well tonight im the patient hunni ... and in dreadful need of some attention ... are you here to help me ??? ;) My coccyx is genuinely going to need your attentions :D

dive doc
01-04-2008, 10:02 PM
French Maid outfit? LOL . . . I don't have one of those. . . but there should be a nurse's outfit here somewhere . . complete with a gater belt! Ummm, will that do? :D

Any of you ladies are welcome to borrow it anytime. . . .

OOhh dont you go offering that away just yet ... i think well find a use for that outfit here before too long ... after all i am injured nurse, maybe you could support something with that belt :D

Bad_Dog
01-04-2008, 10:15 PM
French Maid outfit? LOL . . . I don't have one of those. . . but there should be a nurse's outfit here somewhere . . complete with a garter belt! Ummm, will that do? :D


That would be even better, Honey. You do come up with all the best ideas!
http://images9.fotki.com/v172/photos/2/262472/2081002/shy-vi.gif

Shar36
01-05-2008, 07:36 AM
French Maid outfit? LOL . . . I don't have one of those. . . but there should be a nurse's outfit here somewhere . . complete with a garter belt! Ummm, will that do? :D

Any of you ladies are welcome to borrow it anytime. . . .


French Maid outfit, yes Jen, I have/had one years ago...I'd have to look for it if you'd like to borrow it. I'd swap with you anytime. I'd borrow the nurse's outfit sans the hat but make sure that the garter belt is there for me!

;)

Shar36
01-05-2008, 07:47 AM
Now, what kind of sammich did you want again?


Use the 'search' function

In case you can't figure that one out B_D, it was a BLT with the mayo on the side!

:D

Jen_MV
01-07-2008, 12:01 PM
French Maid outfit, yes Jen, I have/had one years ago...I'd have to look for it if you'd like to borrow it. I'd swap with you anytime. I'd borrow the nurse's outfit sans the hat but make sure that the garter belt is there for me!

;)

Hey Shar, I would love to swap outfits. Black undies have endless possibilities! :rolleyes: . . . I sometimes wish I could be the patient, instead of the nurse. There's nothing as sweet as a guy waiting on you hand and foot! LOL. . . Anyone interested in reverse role play? :D

Bad_Dog
01-07-2008, 12:07 PM
Hey Shar, I would love to swap outfits. Black undies has endless possibilities! :rolleyes: . . . I sometimes wish I could be the patient, instead of the nurse. There's nothing as sweet as a guy waiting on you hand and foot! LOL. . . Anyone interested in reverse role play? :D

That would be me, Babe... although I hope you can help me into that nurse's outfit.

The best part's gonna be when I take your temperature...
http://images15.fotki.com/v230/photos/2/262472/2422852/devilsmiley041-vi.gif

Shar36
01-07-2008, 12:13 PM
Hey Shar, I would love to swap outfits. Black undies have endless possibilities! :rolleyes: . . . I sometimes wish I could be the patient, instead of the nurse. There's nothing as sweet as a guy waiting on you hand and foot! LOL. . . Anyone interested in reverse role play? :D


Anytime Jen...just let me find it first...no worries if I can't...I'm pretty good with fabric and a sewing machine. You could get a custom made outfit...anything you choose. I'd have to say that any color undies have endless possibilities and as far as men go, the less of the undies there is...the better! :D

Yep, nothing better than having the guy wait on you hand and foot. Right about now I could use a full body massage!

;)

Jen_MV
01-07-2008, 12:22 PM
Anytime Jen...just let me find it first...no worries if I can't...I'm pretty good with fabric and a sewing machine. You could get a custome made outfit...anything you choose. I'd have to say that any color undies have endless possibilities and as far as men go, the less of the undies there is...the better! :D

Yep, nothing better than having the guy wait on you hand and foot. Right about now I could use a full body massage!

;)

Hmmm, is it me or is it warm in here? :D
Full body massage . . great idea!. . but for some reason, I'm thinking it should be followed by lounging in a hot tub! . . . .;)

Shar36
01-07-2008, 12:26 PM
Hmmm, is it me or is it warm in here? :D
Full body massage . . great idea!. . but for some reason, I'm thinking it should be followed by lounging in a hot tub! . . . .;)


Very warm where I am...62 degrees here in Chi Town today. Got the doors and screens opened up! LOL

I'll agree with lounging in a hot tub after my full body massage...seems to me I remember a room we were in last fall that has one heck of a hot tub.

:p

Bad_Dog
01-07-2008, 12:28 PM
Hmmm, is it me or is it warm in here? :D


Oh, it's you; without a doubt. http://images9.fotki.com/v180/photos/2/262472/2081002/hot-vi.gif

Aram
01-07-2008, 12:38 PM
This is too funny ... I loved B_D's comment on the now closed thread and wondered if someone would see the humor or get upset at the obvious sexism. :)
I forget that you are all ... um, o** lol I'll let you fill in the blanks.

Shar36
01-07-2008, 12:48 PM
I don't think anyone was upset that the thread was locked. For some strange reason it seems that when Bad_Dog is involved the changes of the thread getting locked are higher than normal. He doesn't even have to try.

Think of it this way...B_D manages to get threads locked like Pig Pen has a constant cloud of dust around him.

There are times when one just wants to reach out and do this:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/penguin-slap.gif


You know I think the world of you B_D! :D

Aram
01-07-2008, 12:51 PM
No, I wasn't saying that anyone would get upset for it being locked - he had good reason to. I was facitiously referring to his comment.

Shar36
01-07-2008, 01:00 PM
No, I wasn't saying that anyone would get upset for it being locked - he had good reason to. I was facitiously referring to his comment.

Considering that the subject has been debated and beaten to death repeatedly...I was certainly glad it was locked.

I do have to agree with Jen that the converstaion was moving along quite nicely, until someone (ahem...B_D) stepped in. :) In all fairness B_D IS REALITY!

I do believe earlier he was fetching Searles a BLT with mayo OTS, which makes him anything but sexist!

;)

Aram
01-07-2008, 01:07 PM
In that case, can we clone him and mail one down here? I could certainly use someone to go fetch me food!
Ack, I'm starving and a BLT sounds reeally good at the moment. :)

pammy10s
01-07-2008, 01:13 PM
Considering that the subject has been debated and beaten to death repeatedly...I was certainly glad it was locked.


Shar: Isn't the better answer just not to read the thread? There are lots of threads and topics on here that don't interest me, and I just skip. Just a thought.

Shar36
01-07-2008, 01:40 PM
Shar: Isn't the better answer just not to read the thread? There are lots of threads and topics on here that don't interest me, and I just skip. Just a thought.

Of course Pammy...but I don't recall where I said it wasn't of interest to me. There are people who reply here on a regular basis and I just so happen to enjoy reading their posts.

I only said that the subject matter has been debated and beaten to death repeatedly. Once the posts become redundant is when I typically stop reading it and move on.

The reality is that at this point in time...it's just not permitted...fair or not, like it or not, whether it's right or wrong...that's just how it is.

breezybree20022
01-18-2008, 10:45 AM
Anytime Jen...just let me find it first...no worries if I can't...I'm pretty good with fabric and a sewing machine. You could get a custome made outfit...anything you choose. I'd have to say that any color undies have endless possibilities and as far as men go, the less of the undies there is...the better! :D

Yep, nothing better than having the guy wait on you hand and foot. Right about now I could use a full body massage!

;)

Well lUcky for you I'm a certified massage therapist and acupressure massage certified as well.... LOL..... so Free massages for all who are in need..... or massages to the needy.. Smiles.
Bree

And yes ladies I have plenty of costumes.... I've even got naughty Navy costumes for you ladies... My sis closed her lingerie shop and well it all ended up in my attic. So I will hook you ladies up so you can hook the guys up... smiles. And everyone who eats a well balanced diet for the day gets free massages for two hours.... lmao

dive doc
01-18-2008, 11:13 AM
So I will hook you ladies up so you can hook the guys up... smiles. And everyone who eats a well balanced diet for the day gets free massages for two hours.... lmao

OOhhhhhh BBBRREEEEEEEEEEE :D

Pick ME Pick ME Pick ME

Ive been eating my greens all day long, balanced every which way i could manage them after reading that liitle invitation ;)

Im first in line .... for the first 2 hours .... and the next two hours after that too :D

As for those costumes .... I know one or two ladies that are going to be breaking down your front door to get at those ... and you girls KNOW who you are :P

MMMmmmm i feel a good thread coming on ;)

DD

breezybree20022
01-18-2008, 11:44 AM
ROFLMAO Doc..... hun you do realize you have to wear nothing but a towel or sheet .... (depending on how comfortable you are around women wearing not much but a towel and a smile)
And the ladies are welcome to all the costumes...... hubby is laughing his rear end off.... since he doesn't have to see them anymore lmao..... they were my halloween costumes for the last three years lmao.

Anyhoo...full body massages for all those who are interested..... granted they have healthy food first. No cheetohs guys. And Doc of course you can have the first massage...... as long as you beat the heck out of all my doctors who tick me off by letting their people dig into my veins like I'm a freakin oil well..... when my veins roll..... Lord get someone in there who can find it on the first try,... smiles.
Blows kisses to all..... but massages are supposed to be relaxing..... so no gutter minds....... I will be fully dressed while giving said massages..... and I will be picturing you all old and not cute.... as well ... regardless of you current looks.
And lastly ladies I will train each of you to give the massages so you can make the guys very happy..... with massages and maybe happy endings lol...
Grins
Bree

dive doc
01-22-2008, 06:55 PM
I hearby ... by the power invested in me ... invoke the National Society for the Massage of Guys that love their Ladies in Halloween Costumes!!!!!

Sign me up. Lol. I understand and fully appreciate that the masseuse will be fully clothed and i will be wearing nothing but a smile and a towel! LOL

Not a gutter mind in sight!!

What more could we ask for than happy guys and gals!! get going on that training ladies ... dont look gift training in the mouth!! Lol

As for being stabbed, not fun, if they look like they dont know what theyre doing ... then they DEFINITELY dont know what theyre doing!! Oh, and the later at night, the more junior they are doing it!! I dont envy you!

MMmm ... so how about those happy endings :D lol

DD

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 12:56 AM
DOc..........gasp......... shame on you..... I never said that the gals would wear costumes....... ROFLMAO.....however if you feel the need to dress up as french maid I certainly won't turn that down.
I mean a man in a woman's costume..... kinda creepy.....but cute...LOL>
Umm and umm.... oh hell how do I say this..... you must keep your underwear on DD... or I can't give you a massage..... all women know that with all the workouts yall do its not just your chest and arms that get ... ummm larger... ROFLMAO( Ok I don't know that for sure...... but ... it sounded good from where I was sitting.)
Smiles....... and bursts out laughing.
Bree

searles72
01-23-2008, 05:30 AM
OMG Bree, your something! I dont think your the only one that burst out laughing here......darn it I have to clean this monitor, its covered in coffee!!!

Lmao.....

Shar36
01-23-2008, 06:29 AM
Alright Bree....I'm confused here. First you say the men will be wearing nothing but a towel or a sheet and now they have to keep their unders on. What gives? I don't know any man who wouldn't love a full body massage while only being covered by nothing more/less than a towel or a sheet. I see absolutely nothing wrong with a woman having a little sneek and peek...to be perfectly honest I believe the men expect us to do that!

FTR...there is absolutely nothing wrong with a nice firm bum....after all I've been under the impression for some time now that it is the largest muscle in the human body! C'mon a lady has to have something to hold on to when....well you know what it is I'm referring to!

:D

searles72
01-23-2008, 07:14 AM
[QUOTE=Shar36;177527]Alright Bree....I'm confused here. First you say the men will be wearing nothing but a towel or a sheet and now they have to keep their unders on. What gives? I don't know any man who wouldn't love a full body massage while only being covered by nothing more/less than a towel or a sheet. I see absolutely nothing wrong with a woman having a little sneek and peek...to be perfectly honest I believe the men expect us to do that!

Shar< I dont know any WOMAN that would say no to a full body massage either! Ill be in the towel, sheet, what ever! Just having those fingers kneading.....mmmm Im in heaven just thinking about! Male or female....Im not picky.....no costumes!

Shar36
01-23-2008, 07:25 AM
Shar< I dont know any WOMAN that would say no to a full body massage either! Ill be in the towel, sheet, what ever! Just having those fingers kneading.....mmmm Im in heaven just thinking about! Male or female....Im not picky.....no costumes!

Sorry but I'm gonna be picky here....if I'm getting a massage you can rest assured that it will be a male who will be doing the kneading!!

dive doc
01-23-2008, 08:01 AM
Sorry but I'm gonna be picky here....if I'm getting a massage you can rest assured that it will be a male who will be doing the kneading!!

OOhhhhh the choices ... which line am i gonna stand in now ... the giving or receiving one ... hehe ... isnt there a way to do both ... other activities seem to accomodate that one quite well :D

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:05 AM
OOhhhhh the choices ... which line am i gonna stand in now ... the giving or receiving one ... hehe ... isnt there a way to do both ... other activities seem to accomodate that one quite well :D

Yeah Yeah Yeah...Promises Promises Promises!!!

:p

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 08:26 AM
Shar........Searless..gasps...... Ok I said he had to wear underwear for ME to give him a massage..... you ladies are fully able to do your own to him in well nothing but his smiles..... LMAO
Dive Doc... youmight wanna give one or two to them there ladies.....then come over to my table get massaged and relax from all the umm ... coughs... tension they put you through.. Grins
Ahh Serless your up first .... have a ball......... tosses a french maid and Naughty sailor costumes at Dive Doc.

Smiles

Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 08:28 AM
Yeah Yeah Yeah...Promises Promises Promises!!!

:p

OOhhhh Shar ... i havnt promised anything yet, but im certainly open to suggestion and persuasion ... what EXACTLY did you have in mind??? ;)

searles72
01-23-2008, 08:43 AM
Shar........Searless..gasps...... Ok I said he had to wear underwear for ME to give him a massage..... you ladies are fully able to do your own to him in well nothing but his smiles..... LMAO
Dive Doc... youmight wanna give one or two to them there ladies.....then come over to my table get massaged and relax from all the umm ... coughs... tension they put you through.. Grins
Ahh Serless your up first .... have a ball......... tosses a french maid and Naughty sailor costumes at Dive Doc.

Smiles

Bree

Thanks Bree, Im up next....maybe if doc wants some lessons he'll pay attention to what your doing to me!!! Shar, doc going to learn to do it RIGHT!!! then you can return the massage.....did you say tight butt????:o

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:50 AM
Shar........Searless..gasps...... Ok I said he had to wear underwear for ME to give him a massage..... you ladies are fully able to do your own to him in well nothing but his smiles..... LMAO
Dive Doc... youmight wanna give one or two to them there ladies.....then come over to my table get massaged and relax from all the umm ... coughs... tension they put you through.. Grins
Ahh Serless your up first .... have a ball......... tosses a french maid and Naughty sailor costumes at Dive Doc.

Smiles

Bree

OOhhhh Shar ... i havnt promised anything yet, but im certainly open to suggestion and persuasion ... what EXACTLY did you have in mind??? ;)

Bree...you okay now from all that gasping? Sorry about that....it happens from time to time. Have to say that if I'm giving a man a massage you can bet your sweet tush he will not be sporting his unders! I don't use a massage table either...I'm more accustomed to a nice firm queen or king mattress myself....but that's just me! We are talking about a full body massage here...I'm talking back to front or front to back...I'll leave that up to the mans preference as to where to start. After all...I aim to please and that's what massages are all about...aren't they?

Doc ~ I have absolutely no doubts that you are open to suggestions and persuasions...what do I have in mind...LOL...like I'm going to say that here. I'm sure you can imagine what I'm thinking though!

;)

dive doc
01-23-2008, 08:51 AM
Bree ... that french maids outfit was a bit of a tight squeeze :( i could get into it, but id have a hard job getting out of it and then im no good to anybody. No good being a french maid if you cant take your clothes off :D

As for doing it right ... Ladies; round here we always do it right ... First Time, Every Time ;) no questions asked!!!

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:54 AM
did you say tight butt????:o


ummm...nope...what I said was "firm tush"!

:D

Shar36
01-23-2008, 09:00 AM
As for doing it right ... Ladies; round here we always do it right ... First Time, Every Time ;) no questions asked!!!

Damn...I've always been a firm believer in the theory that...practice makes perfect!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/6a-vi.gif

dive doc
01-23-2008, 09:02 AM
ummm...nope...what I said was "firm tush"!

:D

mmmmm you know what girls ... its youre lucky day ... I think i can accomodate both requests ;)

Bree, anything in particular from your end youd like??? :P

searles72
01-23-2008, 09:03 AM
Yes Shar....that was it!!! Firm!!!!

No tables either....mmmm you may have a major point there.....comfort goes a mighty long way!


Doc- Always right and always the first time! Mmmmm are you really human?
Just get the pleasing right, I think thats all Shars thinking dear!;)

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:16 AM
Oh my goodness..... and I thought I was bad.Lord the images tossing around in my brain form this one... Smiles.
Sear, Shar... Doc I am a certified massage therapist so yes Full body massages are in the cards.... and I am very good at giving them lol.
Hubby said he's a lucky man since he gets one every night he is home... of course that is to make sure he comes home faster... LOL.
I will teach all my girls on here to do a really good massage......
The image of Doc in nothing....or even underwear..... bursts out laughing.....wonders if poor Doc can handle the same as the girls get their massages lmao....
Doc would you be willing to wear a thong while giving the girls their massages since well............................ ummm you fit the description of the cabana boy lol.
Smiles... blows kisses
Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 09:17 AM
Really Doc? My lucky day....yeah baby that's what I'm talking about!!! WOOHOO!!!! Sign me up immediately...please!!

Searles...yep NO tables for me...as you already know...I aim to please and it's truly all about comfort and pleasure...just so long as the giving and receiving happens between both parties present!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/smilie-banana21.gif

searles72
01-23-2008, 09:19 AM
Oh Jezzz Bree, you are absolutely adorable!

Hey Mr. Cabana Doc, may I have a frozen Margarita too please......

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:20 AM
Wonders if Doc can dance in thong while giving the massage....... that might be really fun ... Always loved a man who could move on a dance floor.
Smiles... images ... smiles again and laughs while I sip my coffee

Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 09:21 AM
Shar ... you can practice all you want. Nobody said practice cant be good preparation :P Oh Shar, i do hope youll be pleased ;)

Oh Sear Sear Sear ... is it firm youre looking for ... my my my ... you might need to loosen your grip on those wooden table legs, cos that wont be comfortbale at all!!! ;) mmmm and since when was a Frog-Santa ever human :D

dive doc
01-23-2008, 09:24 AM
I go to reply and im beaten to it .... LOL

Bree ... Just to confirm there will be no thongs involved unless they end up on the floor ... and just so were ALL clear, "Doc" will not be wearing a thong ... of any description, Margheritas or not ... doesnt matter how drunk you get me!!! Lol. Thats so wrong its not even funny!!! LMAO

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:24 AM
Should I mention whips and handcuffs at this point........ not that they are for massages.... but they are fun.......
You know Rct and the Spectre might look good in thongs with music going....... now theres a threesome you ladies can enjoy... LOL.. Me I am cleaning my brain with bleach now... Cause I view Specter as like the old fatherly figure and Rct as umm like the kindly older guy in the neighbor.. LOL
miles and bursts out laughing
Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 09:26 AM
Should I mention whips and handcuffs at this point........ not that they are for massages.... but they are fun.......
You know Rct and the Spectre might look good in thongs with music going....... now theres a threesome you ladies can enjoy... LOL.. Me I am cleaning my brain with bleach now... Cause I view Specter as like the old fatherly figure and Rct as umm like the kindly older guy in the neighbor.. LOL
miles and bursts out laughing
Bree

Bree ... i really hate to ask ... but what do you view me as then ?????? LMAO :D

searles72
01-23-2008, 09:28 AM
Doc, Im going to be following Shar's suit, no wooden tables....I want the Queen or King now.....

and dancing as Bree mentioned....thong.....firm.....mmmmm
Dont worry Bree I bet I have the same images floating in my head too. But no more coffee for me! I cant afford to replace a monitor!:D

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:28 AM
Bree ... i really hate to ask ... but what do you view me as then ?????? LMAO :D

Ummm I view you as the kind but cute neighbor that we oggle often but never molest lmao.... As I live on base......well umm your also the hot guy who runs across my yard in those super cute Pt Shorts... and then me and all the ladies sit out front to watch you.... smiles
laughs... Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 09:45 AM
Where to start here...hmmmm...

Okay Doc I'm with you...no thongs...that's nothing more than floss for your arse!

Bree ~ Rsctt is a young guy and from every post I've read by him I'd have to say incredibly fit...I seriously doubt he'd be wearing thongs either. As for SeaSpectre, also a young guy...I think I can say without a doubt that will not be happening with him either...but I'm sure he would have no problem with peeling a thong of a woman! As for Doc...the word RIPPED comes to mind first and foremost! HOLY SMOKERS...whips and handcuffs...thanks but no thanks...that's just not my cup of tea!

Searles as Doc suggested...loosen the grip on the wooden table legs...I say grab hold of the sheet and yank that sucker like there will be no tomorrow!

Now...I'm off for a bit here...got food on the stove and baking ingredients on the counter...have a wonderful day y'all!

:)

searles72
01-23-2008, 10:04 AM
I have no idea why you all are thinking Im gripping the wooden legs.....Im so relaxed that I might have a wee little nap!:p

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 10:15 AM
Umm the only reason that I think of them in their respective rolls is cause I should not fantasize about men on the internet.....its bad... I might call out the wrong name at an inoppurtune time lmao... and then hubby would be all.. grumpy.... men get so grumpy with stuff like that.
Smiles
Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 10:19 AM
Umm the only reason that I think of them in their respective rolls is cause I should not fantasize about men on the internet.....its bad... I might call out the wrong name at an inoppurtune time lmao... and then hubby would be all.. grumpy.... men get so grumpy with stuff like that.
Smiles
Bree

I know its bold ... and i shouldnt ask ... and its a public forum ... and i might not get the answer i want ... bit i really gotta know Bree ... since you bring it up ...

Which one of us ARE you fantasizing about??? LOL :D

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 10:27 AM
ROFLMAO.......... umm doc... since I am currently talking to you.... well your in there somewhere..... I do however have a soft spot for Specter since I had known him from here a while back,...... and RCT well he is the first guy to welcome me back and answer all my questions so far.
However.,. smiles ... Doc hun I think your a very sweet guy.... grins.... and umm sweetie... hate to break it to you and the other two... but have you looked in the mirror lately..... I mean umm your all very nice looking guys apparently and very sweet.... I am soooo not the only one to ever fantasize LMAO
Hugs
Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 11:38 AM
ROFLMAO.......... umm doc... since I am currently talking to you.... well your in there somewhere..... I do however have a soft spot for Specter since I had known him from here a while back,...... and RCT well he is the first guy to welcome me back and answer all my questions so far.
However.,. smiles ... Doc hun I think your a very sweet guy.... grins.... and umm sweetie... hate to break it to you and the other two... but have you looked in the mirror lately..... I mean umm your all very nice looking guys apparently and very sweet.... I am soooo not the only one to ever fantasize LMAO
Hugs
Bree

Hmmmm ... Bree ... :P ... are you sure youre not getting a little hot under the collar there ;)

And yes, i can vouch for Rsc and Spectre, two great guys!!! Maybe they will take a little dance in here soon if they see their names mentioned!!

MMmmm just looked in the mirror ;) ... LOL ... and if youre not the only one fantasizing ... then who else is ... hehe ... although i have noticed that Sear and Shar have gone awfully quiet .... shhhh i think i hear the squeaking of KingSize bed springs :D

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 12:02 PM
Hmmmm ... Bree ... :P ... are you sure youre not getting a little hot under the collar there ;)

And yes, i can vouch for Rsc and Spectre, two great guys!!! Maybe they will take a little dance in here soon if they see their names mentioned!!

MMmmm just looked in the mirror ;) ... LOL ... and if youre not the only one fantasizing ... then who else is ... hehe ... although i have noticed that Sear and Shar have gone awfully quiet .... shhhh i think i hear the squeaking of KingSize bed springs :D

Oh Dive Doc. sighs......... gasps,........ moans........ your such a charmer you... so sweet... wipes drool off of my chin.
Looks at you with adoration........ should I worship at your feet now master.....
Grins
Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 12:13 PM
Oh Dive Doc. sighs......... gasps,........ moans........ your such a charmer you... so sweet... wipes drool off of my chin.
Looks at you with adoration........ should I worship at your feet now master.....
Grins
Bree

Oh Bree ... no need to worship down there on your knees :D ill allow you to stand ;)

Ahhh Bree ... trust me ... lil ole Doc here aint the worshipping type ... and even if i was ... it wouldnt be done in public!!! You might wanna wipe that drool off your chin though ... people might start asking questions :D Im a pretty easy going guy, i take it as it comes :)

Courtenay
01-23-2008, 01:27 PM
I know its bold ... and i shouldnt ask ... and its a public forum ... and i might not get the answer i want ... bit i really gotta know Bree ... since you bring it up ...

Which one of us ARE you fantasizing about??? LOL :D

Doc Doc Doc, my goodness, you will not be happy until you are spending (imaginary) time in every woman's bedroom. (or wherever else she does her "fantasizing")

ddssdv
01-23-2008, 02:06 PM
O...m...g...

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 02:26 PM
Yikes ...... trust me no women would want anything to do with me. I am more than a few french fries short of a happy meal. Not to mention overweight, lazy, dumb and generally unattractive.

dive doc is the hot ticket item, total package brains, looks athletic ability

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 02:26 PM
Its ok.... I can multi task...... I can fantasize about all the guys and still leave some of my brain for hubby........granted I might want to wash my brain out with bleach afterwards...... since ummm well at that point there are wayy to many guys in my head lol.
And Wetwash and Sealpup are still there too and that is therapy inducing right there yall.
Doc babe....... your killing me I about fell out of my chair laughing at the forum we are creating lol

Love ya
Bree... giggles

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 02:28 PM
this is way more fun than talking about push ups and running

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 02:29 PM
Yikes ...... trust me no women would want anything to do with me. I am more than a few french fries short of a happy meal. Not to mention overweight, lazy, dumb and generally unattractive.

dive doc is the hot ticket item, total package brains, looks athletic ability

Rct ... out of all the guys on here other than Wetwash and the like.,,, your my fav since you answered my questions and were completely nice .... smiles..... If I was a touchy feely person I would hug you... oh hell its me ... hugs you... and then laughs.

Bree
Your a total teddy bear sweetheart of a guy RCT....

Jen_MV
01-23-2008, 02:34 PM
My . . my . . my . . he is a flirt isn't he, Court? LOL . . .

Bree . . . I have seen shots of 2 out of the 3 men and yep . . . . it's very easy to fantasize about them! . . . and have a crush . . .
I have to mention there are a few more guys here who the word ripped doesn't do them justice . . ummmm . . . they know who they are! ;)

Shar36
01-23-2008, 03:00 PM
O...m...g...

C'mon dfc...you have to admit this is loads more fun than dealing with the teenage internet bullies!!

Always a good time to be had in other forums you just have to scroll down to the bottom of the page sometimes. You should visit much more often!!

:D

Shar36
01-23-2008, 03:04 PM
Yikes ...... trust me no women would want anything to do with me. I am more than a few french fries short of a happy meal. Not to mention overweight, lazy, dumb and generally unattractive.

dive doc is the hot ticket item, total package brains, looks athletic ability

Sorry rsctt but I'm not buying this for one single second. Something tells me that you're no where near being a few fries short of a happy meal. Nor are you overweight, lazy, dumb or generally unattractive.

this is way more fun than talking about push ups and running

You got that right!

searles72
01-23-2008, 03:33 PM
Sorry rsctt but I'm not buying this for one single second. Something tells me that you're no where near being a few fries short of a happy meal. Nor are you overweight, lazy, dumb or generally unattractive.



You got that right!


Shars right, just take the compliment and join in! I have to agree this is more fun......;) I leave for a few hours and look what I come back to.....
Bree I think your going to be busy!!!!

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 03:41 PM
This is so fun. OK I give in on a few of the items I mentioned {not lazy} not too sure about the dumb, boy if you ask my ten year she seems to think I am very dumb all of the time.

Bree ..... you are my hero. You are dealing with so much stuff on the back end to support your husband, he is one very lucky dude. It would be my honor to have you hug me even if only electronically.

Shar, I was missing you, been awhile since that episode with #$%brains on the other forum where he called us both out.

I am glad I wondered on in .....

searles72
01-23-2008, 03:43 PM
rsctt all 10 year olds think their parents are dumb! I know mine is 10 and knows everything!

Shar36
01-23-2008, 03:47 PM
i have noticed that Sear and Shar have gone awfully quiet .... shhhh i think i hear the squeaking of KingSize bed springs :D

I'll just speak for myself here Doc....I was busy cooking and baking the majority of this afternoon. As for you hearing squeaking of king size bed springs....I know I said a firm queen or king size mattress for the massage....firm mattresses do not squeak! Are you confusing bed springs with the headboard and/or footboard? Now those have been known to bang and squeak from time to time....but only with a more rigorous massage!!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/smilie-banana20.gif

Courtenay
01-23-2008, 03:50 PM
rsctt all 10 year olds think their parents are dumb! I know mine is 10 and knows everything!

Ha ha ha, I still have mine fooled. She thinks I know everything. Boy, if she only knew. She is way way way smarter than I have ever been!

rsctt.......I think you are just afraid of imagining all of these women fantasizing about you.

Shar36
01-23-2008, 03:57 PM
This is so fun. OK I give in on a few of the items I mentioned {not lazy} not too sure about the dumb, boy if you ask my ten year she seems to think I am very dumb all of the time.

Bree ..... you are my hero. You are dealing with so much stuff on the back end to support your husband, he is one very lucky dude. It would be my honor to have you hug me even if only electronically.

Shar, I was missing you, been awhile since that episode with #$%brains on the other forum where he called us both out.

I am glad I wondered on in .....

I'll give you credit for trying to con us...we're just a bit brighter down at this end of the forum page. As far as the other thread goes....unfortunately that one did nothing more than think with his schmekle...what can you do...it happens from time to time! I for one am very glad to see that you wondered on in here. We do have a blast in these parts!!

Bree ~ have to agree with rsctt...you are truly one amazing woman!

All we need now is usnavysar to join the fun!

:D

SeaSpectre
01-23-2008, 05:19 PM
Well.............leave for a day and look what happens! You girls kill me.

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:20 PM
This is so fun. OK I give in on a few of the items I mentioned {not lazy} not too sure about the dumb, boy if you ask my ten year she seems to think I am very dumb all of the time.

Bree ..... you are my hero. You are dealing with so much stuff on the back end to support your husband, he is one very lucky dude. It would be my honor to have you hug me even if only electronically.

Shar, I was missing you, been awhile since that episode with #$%brains on the other forum where he called us both out.

I am glad I wondered on in .....

Awwwww RCT... you just made me cry.... I so want to hug you.... ok well I will just curl up an keep thinking my dirty thoughts..... yes the imagination is a wonderful dirty thing....... Blows kisses......

RCT babe your my Hero.... of course I want to hug the doc too but not as bad as I adore the RCT... smiles and grins..
Ok man I need a beer...... the news today was bad...... so Im gonna do the frustration bit and then get back to cracking jokes and laughing..... cause if you aint laughing you damn sure aren't living,.
Blows more huge kisses to the Searles... doc and RCT... the man!
Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 05:25 PM
Well.............leave for a day and look what happens! You girls kill me.

Yet another male trying to pull a fast one! Just admit it....you LOVE IT!! Don't come back here unless you're sporting that thong Bree was talking about earlier today.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/6a-vi.gif

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:27 PM
hmmm oddly enough I fantasize about all of you together..... ROFLMAO .... poor guys ... yeah its been a while since I was well enough to do anyting but give the porceline goddess her due...... ROFLMAO ( not really just smiling on that one,... ) but hey if you all play the part of cabana boy with black leather thongs.. and I am allowed a whip well I just might have a reason to smile and laugh through tomorrows crap lol


Shar darlin........ Me thinks I need to teach you the joys of some things babygirl... umm If a man is gonna make us shave.. wax... bleach etcc.. the least the poor shmuck can do is give us a reason.... Dangit grab the hair ... be forceful... Ok thats enough... ROFLMAO
Love ya
Bursts out laughing and see's what yall are gonna say to that one lol

dive doc
01-23-2008, 05:27 PM
OOhhhh Court ... i was wondering when you might wander in here. Its not like you to miss fantasy time ... as far as i remember you take some serious looking after when the going gets hot!!! hehe you have a lot more than your daughter fooled by the way!!!!!! :P

DFC ... you dog ... i dunno what youre OMG about ... would you jump in here and help a man out ... i only got out last time by the skin of my teeth!!! Lol

Rsc ... youre such a rotten liar you know that ... youre gonna stick me in it. Ladies, lets put it on the record that this is one good guy as Bree and the rest of you have already found out. But heres something you may not have known ... i have heard, first hand mind you ... that this guy can go for hours and hours non-stop!!! No joke, so catch him while hes hot :D Hes alos full of hot air, you have been warned!!! Lol

Oh Bree ... ill bet you can MULTI-task just fine my dear ... youre juggling several of us quite nicely it seems :P hmmmm touchy feely and wetwashes ... down girl!!!! lol

Jen ... and here i thought you were meant to be the calming influence of the group ... LOL ... i guess i was soooooo wrong. Were gonna have to keep a closer eye on you i think :P

Shar ... you just keep sucking us in ... we cant stay away from you LOL. Are you offering a more "rigorous" massage?????????????? ;)

Sear ... sounds like you might have your hands helping Bree out there :D i can almost see your fingers twitching, now that you let go of the leg of the table Lol

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:31 PM
OOhhhh Court ... i was wondering when you might wander in here. Its not like you to miss fantasy time ... as far as i remember you take some serious looking after when the going gets hot!!! hehe you have a lot more than your daughter fooled by the way!!!!!! :P

DFC ... you dog ... i dunno what youre OMG about ... would you jump in here and help a man out ... i only got out last time by the skin of my teeth!!! Lol

Rsc ... youre such a rotten liar you know that ... youre gonna stick me in it. Ladies, lets put it on the record that this is one good guy as Bree and the rest of you have already found out. But heres something you may not have known ... i have heard, first hand mind you ... that this guy can go for hours and hours non-stop!!! No joke, so catch him while hes hot :D Hes alos full of hot air, you have been warned!!! Lol

Oh Bree ... ill bet you can MULTI-task just fine my dear ... youre juggling several of us quite nicely it seems :P hmmmm touchy feely and wetwashes ... down girl!!!! lol

Jen ... and here i thought you were meant to be the calming influence of the group ... LOL ... i guess i was soooooo wrong. Were gonna have to keep a closer eye on you i think :P

Shar ... you just keep sucking us in ... we cant stay away from you LOL. Are you offering a more "rigorous" massage?????????????? ;)

Sear ... sounds like you might have your hands helping Bree out there :D i can almost see your fingers twitching, now that you let go of the leg of the table Lol
You are so right..... LOL
Hmmm me thinks I may have to put poor wee lil ol RCT to the test and see if he can out last us ladies......oh wait he is a man...... not possible... unless he takes some serious supplements lol
Hmmm Sear maybe handcuffs would work lmao
Laughs

dive doc
01-23-2008, 05:39 PM
hmmm oddly enough I fantasize about all of you together..... ROFLMAO .... poor guys ... yeah its been a while since I was well enough to do anyting but give the porceline goddess her due...... ROFLMAO ( not really just smiling on that one,... ) but hey if you all play the part of cabana boy with black leather thongs.. and I am allowed a whip well I just might have a reason to smile and laugh through tomorrows crap lol


Shar darlin........ Me thinks I need to teach you the joys of some things babygirl... umm If a man is gonna make us shave.. wax... bleach etcc.. the least the poor shmuck can do is give us a reason.... Dangit grab the hair ... be forceful... Ok thats enough... ROFLMAO
Love ya
Bursts out laughing and see's what yall are gonna say to that one lol


Bree ... no way ... im here all day, Rsc just wanders in and hes now the MAN and gets all the hugs ... ahem ... i think not!!! B-) (dude dont beat me up, youre still the man!!!)

I aint doing nothing as no cabana boy in no black leather thong (some things are just non-negotiable ladies) .... mmmm but if its a whip youre looking for ... well how could a gentleman turn down a ladies request :D

OOhhhhh ... by the by ... NOBODY is making you wax, shave, bleach or a darn thing .... ya do it cos you love us :P

OOOOhhhhh one more thing ... heres a nice big hug XOXOXOXOXO from lil ole dive doc here ;)

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:40 PM
RCT you need to answer my question on the Ask A SEAL forum... dang it even has your name on it..... I giftwrapped it for you and you don't answer it....hmmm.. I think the handcuffs may end up coming out after all... Doc can I borrow that french maids outfit back... I think RCT would look sexy in it,.... Smiles and bursts out laughing
Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 05:40 PM
Shar darlin........ Me thinks I need to teach you the joys of some things babygirl... umm If a man is gonna make us shave.. wax... bleach etcc.. the least the poor shmuck can do is give us a reason.... Dangit grab the hair ... be forceful... Ok thats enough... ROFLMAO
Love ya
Bursts out laughing and see's what yall are gonna say to that one lol

Bree my sweet....no man MAKES me do anything I don't want to do. FTR I do not bleach anything other than the whites on laundry day nor do I wax anything and that would include the floors. Sorry to disappoint but I can't stand having anything wrapped around my wrists...haven't been able to for years...so I have to say...keep the handcuffs and have at it!

Doc..."rigorous" massage....GAME ON!

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:46 PM
Bree ... no way ... im here all day, Rsc just wanders in and hes now the MAN and gets all the hugs ... ahem ... i think not!!! B-) (dude dont beat me up, youre still the man!!!)

I aint doing nothing as no cabana boy in no black leather thong (some things are just non-negotiable ladies) .... mmmm but if its a whip youre looking for ... well how could a gentleman turn down a ladies request :D

OOhhhhh ... by the by ... NOBODY is making you wax, shave, bleach or a darn thing .... ya do it cos you love us :P

OOOOhhhhh one more thing ... heres a nice big hug XOXOXOXOXO from lil ole dive doc here ;)
Awwwwww Doc...hugs you and kisses all over your cheeks. Your such a lil darlin!!!!!!!
RCT and you have just become the starring role in my vivid fantasies..... involving lots of whip cream lmao.... smiles
Bree

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 05:50 PM
Bree my sweet....no man MAKES me do anything I don't want to do. FTR I do not bleach anything other than the whites on laundry day nor do I wax anything and that would include the floors. Sorry to disappoint but I can't stand having anything wrapped around my wrists...haven't been able to for years...so I have to say...keep the handcuffs and have at it!

Doc..."rigorous" massage....GAME ON!
Damn I am the only one that hot waxes and bleaches ... holy crap I need to quit that one lmao... course then hubby whines...... oh well he wont be home for a while....... Evil grins
Smiles Shar I adore you my girl
Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 06:02 PM
MMMmmmm Bree ... now were talkin ... RCT move aside ... theres a Dr in the house ... whipped cream eh ... im sure i can find a medical use for it somewhere in here :D

Tell that hubby of yours hes on extended vacation ... ya can wax and bleach for me all you want ... no need to quit at all ;) vivid fantasies eat your heart out :D x

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 06:07 PM
MMMmmmm Bree ... now were talkin ... RCT move aside ... theres a Dr in the house ... whipped cream eh ... im sure i can find a medical use for it somewhere in here :D

Tell that hubby of yours hes on extended vacation ... ya can wax and bleach for me all you want ... no need to quit at all ;) vivid fantasies eat your heart out :D x

DOc........ Gasps...... moans...... why you charming devil you.... what makes you think you can handle me love.... I mean ummm... well I am wilder than usual..... I do have a habit of biting..clawing and well screaming lmao...... and since this is a public forum thats all im saying lmao.
Blows kisses
Bree

Jen_MV
01-23-2008, 06:14 PM
Well.............leave for a day and look what happens! You girls kill me.

Sea, I don't think this was a complaint! LOL . . . so we can all continue this fun thread . . .

Is it just me or does anyone else think guys in thongs is just soooo gay?!?!?
Bree, you're definitely not alone in the waxing, gf! ;)

DD, wherever did you get the idea I'm a calming infliuence? LOL . . . I started this thread, remember? :D

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 06:18 PM
Hmmm wonders if I could get away with cuddling in RCT lap while he is unaware lmao..... Or if I should remind him im harmless first lmao... Looks at my halo above my head...

Bree

dive doc
01-23-2008, 06:19 PM
DOc........ Gasps...... moans...... why you charming devil you.... what makes you think you can handle me love.... I mean ummm... well I am wilder than usual..... I do have a habit of biting..clawing and well screaming lmao...... and since this is a public forum thats all im saying lmao.
Blows kisses
Bree

Ahem ... i think i smell the Jungle creeping up on us here ... those moans get any louder Bree and youre going to bring attention on us here ;)

MMmmm i never said i could handle you ... but who said i couldnt try :D as for being wilder than usual ... biting and claws ... sounds dangerous ... as for screaming in public ... at that stage youre not going to care WHERE you are :D lol

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 06:24 PM
Ahem ... i think i smell the Jungle creeping up on us here ... those moans get any louder Bree and youre going to bring attention on us here ;)

MMmmm i never said i could handle you ... but who said i couldnt try :D as for being wilder than usual ... biting and claws ... sounds dangerous ... as for screaming in public ... at that stage youre not going to care WHERE you are :D lol

ROFLMAO Doc your too funny.... trust me darlin....... I won't mind hanging with you and RCT... hmm I kinda like being the jelly to that sammich..... back me up here girls..... once you've seen one guy ... well then you wanna see em all lmao..... OK not true but it sounded a lot funnier than saying... yall should bend over a bar somewhere.....gauranteed there's some women passing out all across the country lol
and ummm hmmm I like being a jungle girl...... wanna be my tarzan lmao... any takers ??
Bree

Bad_Dog
01-23-2008, 06:46 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else think guys in thongs is just soooo gay?!?!?
Bree, you're definitely not alone in the waxing, gf! ;)



What do you mean, Baby? That wasn't what you told me before.

AND, you'd better not post that picture here...
(I had a feeling that would turn out to be a mistake)

B_D

Jen_MV
01-23-2008, 06:58 PM
LMAO . . . . are you sure it's me you sent that pic to, J? There are many women here at NSC! (you player, you!) I didn't get it :( THAT, I've got to see . . . still prefer swim trunks over thongs though . . on men . . :D

Ladies, did any of you got that pic by accident?

Bad_Dog
01-23-2008, 07:04 PM
LMAO . . . . are you sure it's me you sent that pic to, J? There are many women here at NSC! (you player, you!) I didn't get it :( THAT, I've got to see . . . still prefer swim trunks over thongs though . . on men . . :D

Ladies, did any of you got that pic by accident?

Nice save, Jenny... I'm sure they all believe you. http://images15.fotki.com/v231/photos/2/262472/2422852/devilsmiley067-vi.gif

Shar36
01-23-2008, 07:15 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else think guys in thongs is just soooo gay?!?!?

It's not only gay...it's just wrong on so many levels!!


Ladies, did any of you got that pic by accident?

I've got pics...I'm just not so sure they're of B_D. I'll post them but look quickly I'm sure they'll just get deleted.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_brainsbutt.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/brainsbutt.jpg)

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 07:18 PM
Damn and I ws only kidding on the men in thongs..... how about some good ol boxer briefs... lol
Smiles
bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 07:33 PM
Damn and I ws only kidding on the men in thongs..... how about some good ol boxer briefs... lol
Smiles
bree

Here you go sweets! I'm gonna be in so much trouble for these pics...but...oh well!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_boxer_briefs.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/boxer_briefs.jpg)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_dancer.gif (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/dancer.gif)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_100_2356.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/100_2356.jpg)

Jen_MV
01-23-2008, 07:34 PM
Whew! . . . Thanks, Shar. I thought it was just me! LOL . . . .
Bree . . gotta agree . . . men in boxers . . . wowee! :D

J, stop starting rumors about me!!! :p

Bad_Dog
01-23-2008, 07:37 PM
MY EYES!!!

Actually, I think the second picture depicts Navy SEALs about to make sugar cookies. The bridge in the background looks familiar.


Anyway, I feel that I have been forced into doing this (thanks, Jen). I'm going to give a link to that picture of me with a thong.

It's not exactly a thong, but it's the next thing to it. I just didn't want to post the actual picture here for all to see, so I'll just link to it:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/ChipendaleDancers.jpg

I'm the one in black...

Shar36
01-23-2008, 07:46 PM
MY EYES!!!

Actually, I think the second picture depicts Navy SEALs about to make sugar cookies. The bridge in the background looks familiar.


Anyway, I feel that I have been forced into doing this (thanks, Jen). I'm going to give a link to that picture of me with a thong.

It's not exactly a thong, but it's the next thing to it. I just didn't want to post the actual picture here for all to see, so I'll just link to it:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/ChipendaleDancers.jpg

I'm the one in black...

Your eyes?! OMG....MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! I do believe you've just caused my retinas to burn!

That is worse than a thong!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/hmm-vi.gif

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 07:49 PM
MY EYES!!!

Actually, I think the second picture depicts Navy SEALs about to make sugar cookies. The bridge in the background looks familiar.


Anyway, I feel that I have been forced into doing this (thanks, Jen). I'm going to give a link to that picture of me with a thong.

It's not exactly a thong, but it's the next thing to it. I just didn't want to post the actual picture here for all to see, so I'll just link to it:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/Pat_Sajac/Web/Misc/ChipendaleDancers.jpg

I'm the one in black...

Thanks for ruining any and all future play for me ..... oh man I need a brain wash now,......
Bree

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 07:51 PM
Yikes, I just spent two hours in stupid gym and look what I missed. Shar, thats the Coronado Bridge in the background of that picture, I bet the guys in that shot would have a heart attack if they knew it was posted on internet.

I was in a bar with a few friends and this one guy starts bothering us, he just won't shut up about how great he is. The guy just kept digging himself in deeper and deeper and my friend turns to him and say's "dude your fantasy is my reality" I about peed in my pants as I was rolling on the floor laughing. Not sure what this has to do with anything other than all of your talking about fantasies made me think of it.

I am tired of seeing pictures of mens butts where all the pictures of you girls?

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 07:54 PM
Be careful ..... I have ultimate power. I can make the picture of the guys butts disappear like shots at Marine bar on $1.00 shot night

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 07:55 PM
Here you go sweets! I'm gonna be in so much trouble for these pics...but...oh well!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_boxer_briefs.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/boxer_briefs.jpg)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_dancer.gif (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/dancer.gif)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/th_100_2356.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/100_2356.jpg)

OK I love men commando too.... smiles.... course we cant post that here.... but wow some men should never be covered lmao
Smiles
Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:09 PM
Be careful ..... I have ultimate power. I can make the picture of the guys butts disappear like shots at Marine bar on $1.00 shot night

Yes I'm very aware of your ultimate power here. I had no idea that 2nd pic was from Coronado. I will be more than happy to edit my posts and remove them...I sort of figured they would be removed anyway. I was just trying to get my point across that men in thongs is a very very bad idea! I think I've proved my point here.

As for us ladies....okay....I've got 2 more for you....do enjoy:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/th_Slip.png (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Slip.png)
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/th_9681.jpg (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/9681.jpg)

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 08:16 PM
Shar

Duh, I was totally kidding no way am I going to delete your photos. I totally kid around all the time, pretty much don't take anything I say serious. Gotcha ya!

The picture you posted is great

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:21 PM
Shar

Duh, I was totally kidding no way am I going to delete your photos. I totally kid around all the time, pretty much don't take anything I say serious. Gotcha ya!

The picture you posted is great

I knew you were but I've removed the one from Coronado...don't want anyone to think I was being disrespectful...although it was pretty clear those guys were NOT in the Navy let alone SEALs.

I'm leaving the first one since it proves my point about men in thongs...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG!!

:D

Courtenay
01-23-2008, 08:24 PM
Hmmm, I don't know Shar, it would depend on the man and the location. Thongs on men at the beach, okay, WRONG.

Thong on a man doing a very private show for me, I wouldn't complain so much.

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:33 PM
Hmmm, I don't know Shar, it would depend on the man and the location. Thongs on men at the beach, okay, WRONG.

Thong on a man doing a very private show for me, I wouldn't complain so much.

No thongs or speedos for me on the beach or anywhere. I'm more partial to a man in boxers or boxer briefs. Seeing as I already know what's there...I'd prefer that it not be all stuffed and packed in. I'm just thinking about easier access here!

Courtenay
01-23-2008, 08:34 PM
No thongs or speedos for me on the beach or anywhere. I'm more partial to a man in boxers or boxer briefs. Seeing as I already know what's there...I'd prefer that it not be all stuffed and packed in. I'm just thinking about easier access here!

In that case, then naked is definitely the way to go....right?

Shar36
01-23-2008, 08:37 PM
In that case, then naked is definitely the way to go....right?

EXAC-A-LACK-A-LY or maybe it should be EXAC-A-LICK-A-LY!!!!!

:p

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:06 PM
Yikes, I just spent two hours in stupid gym and look what I missed. Shar, thats the Coronado Bridge in the background of that picture, I bet the guys in that shot would have a heart attack if they knew it was posted on internet.

I was in a bar with a few friends and this one guy starts bothering us, he just won't shut up about how great he is. The guy just kept digging himself in deeper and deeper and my friend turns to him and say's "dude your fantasy is my reality" I about peed in my pants as I was rolling on the floor laughing. Not sure what this has to do with anything other than all of your talking about fantasies made me think of it.

I am tired of seeing pictures of mens butts where all the pictures of you girls?
RCT darling...... nobody wants to see me naked or nearly there hell I close my eyes when I shower lmao.... and as far as the pics when do I get to see you...eveyone else apparently has..... I feel so unloved and neglected. Pouts.
Bree

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:10 PM
Dang why cant RCT and Shar and the rest have Yahoo Instant messenger.... dangit LOL... that way I can talk to them on my phone while im at the hospital or docs...... since that is more fun than getting poked on lol

Blows kisses
Bree

Shar36
01-23-2008, 09:22 PM
Dang why cant RCT and Shar and the rest have Yahoo Instant messenger.... dangit LOL... that way I can talk to them on my phone while im at the hospital or docs...... since that is more fun than getting poked on lol

Blows kisses
Bree

I do have YM and IM too! Just click on my name and then click on view profile. You'll find the contacts there. If someone else has it...you can do the same for the rest as well. Right now...I'm off to visit the sandman I just didn't want to turn in until I answered your post. Sleep well and pleasant dreams Bree!

:D

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 09:40 PM
I am finally starting to get this thing figured out about how you girls think and what's important. Dang no wonder I have been such a loser all these years.

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:44 PM
I am finally starting to get this thing figured out about how you girls think and what's important. Dang no wonder I have been such a loser all these years.

Rct are you ever gonna answer my post to YOU in the Ask a SEAL forum lol... and do you have Yahoo instant messenger....... since you guys can keep me laughing and cheerful through the next bout of well hell week... for me
Smiles
Bree

breezybree20022
01-23-2008, 09:51 PM
I do have YM and IM too! Just click on my name and then click on view profile. You'll find the contacts there. If someone else has it...you can do the same for the rest as well. Right now...I'm off to visit the sandman I just didn't want to turn in until I answered your post. Sleep well and pleasant dreams Bree!

:D

Yay....... I gotta a Shar on my yahoo lol....... Loves the Shar.... smiles....
Bree

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 11:56 PM
Bree

I went looking for the question and found it. That's a tough question to answer. I tried but my answer sounds pretty lame.

rsctt83
01-23-2008, 11:58 PM
Bree:

If you struggling with medical stuff and need some cheering up I be glad to give it a try.

rsctt83@aol.com

SeaSpectre
01-24-2008, 02:23 AM
You know---I bust my *** to keep the topics squared away yet here I am looking at this. Its tough to do anything about it when there is a mod involved, so I'll just duck out. People wonder why I was gone in the first place--funny. Without some sense of discipline in the SEAL forums, its pointless.

Courtenay
01-24-2008, 04:20 AM
You know---I bust my *** to keep the topics squared away yet here I am looking at this. Its tough to do anything about it when there is a mod involved, so I'll just duck out. People wonder why I was gone in the first place--funny. Without some sense of discipline in the SEAL forums, its pointless.

For you Jeff, I deleted my last couple of pics....due to inappropriateness. However, remember that "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". Not every thread in every forum can be "squared away". There has to be some fun sometimes!

Shar36
01-24-2008, 06:45 AM
I am finally starting to get this thing figured out about how you girls think and what's important. Dang no wonder I have been such a loser all these years.

Hey! There will be no putting yourself down here rsctt. You aren't even close to being a loser...so knock that nonsense off!!

:cool:

Shar36
01-24-2008, 06:53 AM
You know---I bust my *** to keep the topics squared away yet here I am looking at this. Its tough to do anything about it when there is a mod involved, so I'll just duck out. People wonder why I was gone in the first place--funny. Without some sense of discipline in the SEAL forums, its pointless.

Perhaps this thread should be moved to the Jungle then! You have to admit that we are having one hell of a good time in this thread though....no doubts about that!!

Just one small correction....I believe that there have been 2 mods involved in this thread. Proof positive that mods are regular people and can participate in the fun threads too!

;)

breezybree20022
01-24-2008, 07:06 AM
Sorry Specter... umm It was all in fun and games..... wwe will try really hard to behave..... I am positive I can accomplish it.... and it wasn't the girls or mods fault........ I take full responsibility....... sorry.... shuffles feet and looks at the ground...
Bree

Shar36
01-24-2008, 07:15 AM
Sorry Bree but there will be no taking all the blame here on yourself. All of us participated...so we're all to blame...there is nothing wrong with having this type of fun! You gotta live to laugh and laugh to live!!!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Dancingparty.gif

ddssdv
01-24-2008, 08:06 AM
Sorry Bree but there will be no taking all the blame here on yourself. All of us participated...so we're all to blame...there is nothing wrong with having this type of fun! You gotta live to laugh and laugh to live!!!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Dancingparty.gif

:0 Well I guess...fun does make the world go round...

Shar36
01-24-2008, 08:11 AM
:0 Well I guess...fun does make the world go round...

You guess? I'm disappointed in that answer dfc...you can do much better than that...I've seen what you're capable of in your other posts!

breezybree20022
01-24-2008, 08:17 AM
Sorry Bree but there will be no taking all the blame here on yourself. All of us participated...so we're all to blame...there is nothing wrong with having this type of fun! You gotta live to laugh and laugh to live!!!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Shar518/All%20Avatars/Dancingparty.gif

Yeah but it got out of hand apparently ..... Poor Specter was shocked and dismayed at the posts in that thread..... I think we have scarred him for life .... I feel so bad.....like maybe we should offer to cook and clean and do his laundry for a while.... smiles... hmmm oh there went my brain off on its own adventure with that thought... buries my head.
Bree

Shar36
01-24-2008, 08:27 AM
Yeah but it got out of hand apparently ..... Poor Specter was shocked and dismayed at the posts in that thread..... I think we have scarred him for life .... I feel so bad.....like maybe we should offer to cook and clean and do his laundry for a while.... smiles... hmmm oh there went my brain off on its own adventure with that thought... buries my head.
Bree

HAH!!! Shocked and dismayed...who SeaSpectre...go back and take a look at some of his posts in this thread. If you want to cook, clean and do his laundry...have at it!

I think the one we really shocked and dismayed was dfc. He's the poor guy who may be scared for life!

Live and learn!!!

:cool:

ddssdv
01-24-2008, 08:30 AM
Jus trying to understand how it relates to the sites program.

Shar36
01-24-2008, 08:38 AM
Jus trying to understand how it relates to the sites program.

Good point! Let's see here....it was actually started because a male member was being accused of getting another thread locked. It wasn't intentional...it just tends to happen when this particular member starts to participate in a thread. He wasn't really responsible it was just the same 'ole same 'ole debate again and it was getting to the point of becoming a flame war so it was locked.

As you can clearly see this thread is really no different than many others here that take a 180. Yes, sad but true....it happens....but we are having a great time and it really is pretty harmless. I wouldn't have any problem with it being moved into the Jungle though.

ddssdv
01-24-2008, 09:00 AM
What is this jungle?

Shar36
01-24-2008, 09:06 AM
What is this jungle?

It's a forum under the General Forums. You should see the Hooch then the Jungle....if you don't that means you aren't a premium member.

I'll send you a PM regarding some other info...so check there.

Courtenay
01-24-2008, 09:08 AM
What is this jungle?

Ha ha, it's an area for general disagreements and problems to be taken so that they do not disrupt other threads/forums.

This thread IMO doesn't belong THERE necessarily.

Can't think of a better place actually than "General Talk". The entire site doesn't need to keep to just SEAL or Spec Ops related stuff, at least I don't think it should have to. There should always be room for flirting, fun, etc.

I actually remember a time, a few years ago, as should SeaSpectre, where there was a lot of flirting.....and there were a whole lot more SEALs and Spec Ops guys hanging around then too. People go on the internet during down time for entertainment. If these guys are able to come play around, then they are also more likely to take some time to answer questions in the serious threads. That's how it used to be around here.......

Shar36
01-24-2008, 09:17 AM
Ha ha, it's an area for general disagreements and problems to be taken so that they do not disrupt other threads/forums.

This thread IMO doesn't belong THERE necessarily.

Can't think of a better place actually than "General Talk". The entire site doesn't need to keep to just SEAL or Spec Ops related stuff, at least I don't think it should have to. There should always be room for flirting, fun, etc.

I actually remember a time, a few years ago, as should SeaSpectre, where there was a lot of flirting.....and there were a whole lot more SEALs and Spec Ops guys hanging around then too. People go on the internet during down time for entertainment. If these guys are able to come play around, then they are also more likely to take some time to answer questions in the serious threads. That's how it used to be around here.......

Got a point there Court....beats lurking...that's for damn sure!

rsctt83
01-24-2008, 09:31 AM
Court
"People go on the internet during down time for entertainment. If these guys are able to come play around, then they are also more likely to take some time to answer questions in the serious threads"

I couldn't agree more. I spend a ton of time responding to serious questions on forums and it is fun just sort of goofing around with you guys. I think your point is well taken and there is no harm in making this into a safe house to just have some fun.

breezybree20022
01-24-2008, 09:33 AM
I think it was the pics of the men... or DD pics of himself he claims lmao that got the whole thread going to more funny areas.
Or it was the massage and costumes...... sighs I have no idea.... I am a fat ol woman with no idea... im innocent lol
Bree

breezybree20022
01-24-2008, 12:28 PM
Court
"People go on the internet during down time for entertainment. If these guys are able to come play around, then they are also more likely to take some time to answer questions in the serious threads"

I couldn't agree more. I spend a ton of time responding to serious questions on forums and it is fun just sort of goofing around with you guys. I think your point is well taken and there is no harm in making this into a safe house to just have some fun.

RCt can I ummm massage you... ROFLMAO...... or can I handcuff you to a girl...... hmm lemme see who could it be.... I loves my RCT... and hes cute in an adorable teddy bear kind of way... like you could just curl up next to him and feel all safe and warm,,,,, sighs... .. giggles
Bree

Jen_MV
01-24-2008, 12:52 PM
Court
"People go on the internet during down time for entertainment. If these guys are able to come play around, then they are also more likely to take some time to answer questions in the serious threads"

I couldn't agree more. I spend a ton of time responding to serious questions on forums and it is fun just sort of goofing around with you guys. I think your point is well taken and there is no harm in making this into a safe house to just have some fun.

Thank you Court and Rct., . . . my sentiments, exactly.

Sea, I know you're not serious . . . really . . . I seem to remember a particular guy who enjoyed a pool party and a soak in the hot tub with a handful of women a few months back . . . :D

rsctt83
01-24-2008, 03:31 PM
dive doc has been conspiculously absent from here for a while ..... dd where are you? I know your not running because of your sore ankle.

Off to the gym for a beast of a beatdown workout, this teddy bear is minutes away from getting his butt kicked ..... stinks to be me this afternoon

searles72
01-24-2008, 03:46 PM
Thank you Court and Rct., . . . my sentiments, exactly.

Sea, I know you're not serious . . . really . . . I seem to remember a particular guy who enjoyed a pool party and a soak in the hot tub with a handful of women a few months back . . . :D

Jen, I remember that guy too....Because I volunteered my hottub!
Sea, stop being a stick in the mud!!! In fact playing in the mud could be fun too!

No idea where that Doc went to Rsctt, hes around here somewhere.....Doc likes to play.....lol

dive doc
01-24-2008, 03:51 PM
dive doc has been conspiculously absent from here for a while ..... dd where are you? I know your not running because of your sore ankle.

Off to the gym for a beast of a beatdown workout, this teddy bear is minutes away from getting his butt kicked ..... stinks to be me this afternoon

Rsc,

conducting an E&E exercise