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nospin29
03-10-2005, 12:08 PM
should i train myself to be immune to gun shot wounds before going into BUD/S?
tingkka
03-10-2005, 12:18 PM
should i train myself to be immune to gun shot wounds before going into BUD/S?
Didn't you already do that??? if not, you're going to fail BUD/S!!!
now...go outside with your dad's .22 and shoot yourself in the knee couple times. pain will settle in after a few minutes, but don't worry...it's only a gunshot wound. and while you're at it, don't forget the immunity to C4, claymore, and nuclear bombs.
Burner1
03-10-2005, 02:19 PM
should i train myself to be immune to gun shot wounds before going into BUD/S?
ha ha ha ha ha..ROTFLMAO!!!! If you ever reach the point of being immune to gun shot wounds. You'll be in a F*cking bag..LOL So do worry about it! This can't be real, but it did gve me a good laugh!
northstar51
03-10-2005, 05:03 PM
you SHOULD be able to catch bullets with your teeth (get steel bridgework--that helps). I'm no SEAL, but I've been able to do this for years. Those 17 HMR's are toughies though---fast...
(disclaimer: northstyar does NOT recommend anybody trying this and assumes NO liabiltiy should anyone try this--thanks burner1)
Burner1
03-10-2005, 05:42 PM
you SHOULD be able to catch bullets with your teeth (get steel bridgework--that helps). I'm no SEAL, but I've been able to do this for years. Those 17 HMR's are toughies though---fast...
Northstar,...you should put a disclaimer...some of them may try it...LOL ya never know!!!!! Its crackin me up here
nospin29
03-10-2005, 06:50 PM
i wasnt sure because i watch alot of movies and like in Ace Ventura, he catches a bullet with his teeth so i didnt know if i should practice with my bullet catching technique or what. ive already perfected the fine art of bullet dodging, like in the Matrix. should i train with a partner or just go ahead and shoot myself at point blank range?
sandfrog
03-10-2005, 08:13 PM
Yes, do the latter.
I like to stab myself in the thigh every so often just to stay hard. Occasionally I'll bungee jump off the Coronado bringe using only my penis, but that's only if I'm having a good week.
blueskies14k
03-11-2005, 04:10 AM
Occasionally I'll bungee jump off the Coronado bringe using only my penis, but that's only if I'm having a good week.
Yeah, I would do the same, but that bridge wouldn't support the weight of my sack.
should i train myself to be immune to gun shot wounds before going into BUD/S?
Great idea. You need to go down to Ft Bragg and volunteer to be the goat.ROTF
A62 out
Mac679
03-11-2005, 07:54 PM
Great idea. You need to go down to Ft Bragg and volunteer to be the goat.ROTF
ROFLMAO!!!
bustafood
03-12-2005, 01:25 PM
Make sure yall are using different calibers. Anyone can take a .22 to the chest, only a real man can take a .45.
nospin29
03-12-2005, 02:43 PM
well guys, i just got back from the hospital. i tried catching a bullet with my teeth and my 2 front bottom and top teeth are now gone. plus my left eardrum is gone and a chunk of my left ear as well. the good news is is that when im swimming i dont need to bother opening my mouth to breeth, i just open my lips and breath through the gap in my teeth. so that saves some energy there.
my left ear can be corrected. im trying this new experiemental treatment that this janitor from the Portsmouth Nuclear Power Plant is performing. he stole this radium rod and he said that he could grow a new eardrum if i stuck the rod in my ear and left it there for a couple days. so i might try that. he said that there might be some side-effect like nausea, head-aches, stuffy nose, or even death. but he said that they were rare.
next im going to shoot my scrotum, so i get them hard and rugged so i can say i have balls of steel
wishiwas_SEAL
03-18-2005, 02:41 PM
dude u got issues
northstar51
03-18-2005, 04:09 PM
well guys, i just got back from the hospital.
I told ya to get steel bridgework! I wonder who this really is. I could hazard a guess, but I won't...
nospin29
03-18-2005, 06:21 PM
hahhaha