sandfrog
03-07-2005, 09:44 PM
Some of you may know about that kid, "future_buds_trainee", from his asinine posts in the wives forum. He got all butt hurt that I called him out when he pretended to be a first phase roll back white shirt (of all things), and decided to play internet tough guy. Thought you guys might find these exchanges entertaining.
I guess this fits into BUD/S prep in that you'll run into a lot of people who are full of crap, have fun with it.
*I bleeped out some info or words, names or places that might not belong on this forum, I think you'll get the idea though.*
It started with an email from a will mcbroom titled "get this now":
"go to yahoo.com and download the yahoo Instant Messenger its free and easy we will talk. I have some civil words between you and I, we will get this out in the open. and clear....think you can f*ck up and aussie boxer from the 4th regiment Royal Australian Army SAS? lets talk fella. come on lets talk at best mates. later dude!"
Me: "Dear Turd"
"Yes, I do. Too bad you're not one.
I don't LOL, ROTFLMAO, or use any other gay internet phrases. And I'm certainly not going to "chat" online with you, although my foot might have something to say to your *** should we ever meet. Turd."
Mcbroom:
"F*ck you i am no turd, i am promoted to sh*t. And I think all the bos back in aussie in the 4th Reg would have something to say bout your smart ***, that is why SAS always win those shooting drills, they are machines and I am going back to them f*ck my dream to become a USN SEAL it is nothing anymore since you are there, you bring shame to the Ensignia and the Title. You also talk like a child, a 12 year old "turd", "my foot and your ***" and "laimo turd brain". F*ck brother get some p*ssy and wise those little balls up on the adult life, did your balls drop yet?, or is that the reason you wont come down to San Diego to see me cause you aint afraid just dont want people to hear your squeaky little chior*girls voice? I know you are most deffinately a SEAL or got a big brother or cousin who is that tells you all, but you deffinately do bring a bad name to those blokes, we SAS are*top blokes we like to laugh but dont act like kids, we are easy going just dont f*ck with
us
cause we can also be top c*nts. And when i come back from the rest of my time in australia and East Timor with my wife and little girl we will talk, you can kiss my*shoes then shine my shoes, get ready for an *** whooping you f*ckers cant even handle the heat over here, you have your 50kg-60kg's of gear on your back in boots and pants and full commando gear and run in the 120 degree heat across sand dunes and desert with a styre rifle for 20miles then you can talk to us SAS blokes we will be sort of impressed, p*ssy. Oh and by the way i know your gonna post this on NS.com so this doesnt go out to SEALs in general all the others are top blokes but it goes out to one imparticulare c*nt face, yes Mike you. Oh by the way i have 2 cousins in the SEALs one died in iraq and the other is still ticking and personally the SEALs are better but i branded my good name due to a stupid act of drunkenness with my buddies seeing who we could piss off, so SEALs is no longer an option i
guess its
back to 4th Reg SAS. Well buddy, its been great catching up with you, i missed you hope you dont get in a war with australia cause you may have a nation of around 300million and we have roughly 26million but we will f*ck you in general up, just you i wont kill any american due to me being half but i will kill you gladly. take care buddy, love ya...muah, *****."
Me:
"I am in San Diego.
Meet me at ******* in Coronado at 16:00 on Sunday. We can "chat" there..... turd."
Mcbroom:
"Where is ****** and what do you look like so I can know who to look for? I am a good guy just want to prove to you that I am NOT a terrorist and only wanted to chat to real BUD/S trainees and SEALs to get a feel of how good they are and if they are actually better than SAS. You seem like a good guy just a bit pushy but I'd love to meet you there at 1600 if you give me and idea of where it is and what you look like cause I wanna hear some war stories of a USN SEALs opperative to a former Royal Australian Army 4th Regiment SAS commando. Deal? Talk to you later mate. Peace."
Who Dares Wins
Lance Corp. McBroom 4th Reg. SAS
Now
Seaman McBroom USN
Me:
"Funny how you change your tune when we're actually going to meet. F*ckin' p*ssy.
You were never in the SAS. I've worked with guys from **** and some former and current SAS as well, maybe I'll email them and see what they think of you throwing their name around. You're a f*ckin' liar and it's obvious you're completely full of sh*t. Maybe if you wiped the cum out of your eyes you'd be able to see how transparent and pathetic you are.
****** bar is a SEAL hangout across the street from ****** on Orange Ave (the main street) in Coronado. 16:00 Sunday, don't worry about what I look like, I'll find you."
Mcbroom:
"Do I look like I'd lie bout the SAS? Mabye SEALs but not my boys wanna email them? Sure email everyone, email the world while you are at it. I was in 4th Regiment SAS Royal Australian Army, Lance Corp McBroom and I was no "f*cking p*ssy" and still to this day am not and never will be I'd just want to find out as much as I can before I go to BUD/S to help me through and to find out how the SEALs life is, so I know what I am going to be doind and if it is really what I want or to go back to SAS. I was trained at the SASR base Campbell Barracks, Swanbourne, Perth Western Australia. Me and another 149 troops arrived in Kandahar, Afganistan in December 2001. To help your country out in the war on terrorism. And yes I lied bout being a USN SEAL just for some kicks and for someone to help me get through BUD/S and the rest of the SEALs training, I didnt mean for anything to happen out of it and I can honestly say that I was a member of the 4th Battalion, Royal Australian Regiment SASR. Call the ADF, and ask for a file on Lance Corp McBroom and a photo ID if you have the clearance that you supposably do, just get it and I'll give you my photo and we can meet in person and you will see I am 100% dead real Lance Corp. McBroom SASR (cdo), was sorry I am not anymore I gave it up to come to the USN SEALs but I dont even think I can make the SEALs anyway I've got what it takes but I am missing SASR. And ask for Sergeant *******. We will continue this conversation sometime soon ok sir? I dont want to fight or suck up to you, but I wouldnt mind advice at all and a friend. I am a Catholic and I swear I was SASR, I have no reason to lie about that and nothing to prove. I'd really like some advice either online or in person or on the phone sir. I swear to you about my former status in Kandahar and in the SASR. Dont be so harsh towards me, talk as mates or atleast people who dont know each other."
*Who Dares Wins
Former Lance Corp McBroom SASR
Seaman McBroom USN
Me:
"Don't be so harsh towards you? Are you f*cking kidding dude? Read your last email and then tell me again not to be harsh with you. You'll gladly kill me? Haha! I can't wait to see how tough you are when I'm standing in front of you kid.
I'll be sure to bring a roll of paper towels, when you piss yourself like a scared dog I don't want to get any on my flip flops.
How the f*ck were you in Kandahar in 2001 when, according to your profile, you were 14 years old? Oh, was your profile a lie too? What a surprise, just like everything else you've said.
The SAS are real men and real warriors who don't have to lie to get respect, you are nothing. See you at 16:00.....Turd."
The above email was sent about 8:00 Sunday morning. I sent him the next one after I got home from the bar, @ 18:00 Sunday. He didn't show up.
Me:
"That's what I thought. P*ssy."
I haven't heard back from him, maybe he's too busy washing the pee stains out of his pants. Gaddamn internet tough guys.
I guess this fits into BUD/S prep in that you'll run into a lot of people who are full of crap, have fun with it.
*I bleeped out some info or words, names or places that might not belong on this forum, I think you'll get the idea though.*
It started with an email from a will mcbroom titled "get this now":
"go to yahoo.com and download the yahoo Instant Messenger its free and easy we will talk. I have some civil words between you and I, we will get this out in the open. and clear....think you can f*ck up and aussie boxer from the 4th regiment Royal Australian Army SAS? lets talk fella. come on lets talk at best mates. later dude!"
Me: "Dear Turd"
"Yes, I do. Too bad you're not one.
I don't LOL, ROTFLMAO, or use any other gay internet phrases. And I'm certainly not going to "chat" online with you, although my foot might have something to say to your *** should we ever meet. Turd."
Mcbroom:
"F*ck you i am no turd, i am promoted to sh*t. And I think all the bos back in aussie in the 4th Reg would have something to say bout your smart ***, that is why SAS always win those shooting drills, they are machines and I am going back to them f*ck my dream to become a USN SEAL it is nothing anymore since you are there, you bring shame to the Ensignia and the Title. You also talk like a child, a 12 year old "turd", "my foot and your ***" and "laimo turd brain". F*ck brother get some p*ssy and wise those little balls up on the adult life, did your balls drop yet?, or is that the reason you wont come down to San Diego to see me cause you aint afraid just dont want people to hear your squeaky little chior*girls voice? I know you are most deffinately a SEAL or got a big brother or cousin who is that tells you all, but you deffinately do bring a bad name to those blokes, we SAS are*top blokes we like to laugh but dont act like kids, we are easy going just dont f*ck with
us
cause we can also be top c*nts. And when i come back from the rest of my time in australia and East Timor with my wife and little girl we will talk, you can kiss my*shoes then shine my shoes, get ready for an *** whooping you f*ckers cant even handle the heat over here, you have your 50kg-60kg's of gear on your back in boots and pants and full commando gear and run in the 120 degree heat across sand dunes and desert with a styre rifle for 20miles then you can talk to us SAS blokes we will be sort of impressed, p*ssy. Oh and by the way i know your gonna post this on NS.com so this doesnt go out to SEALs in general all the others are top blokes but it goes out to one imparticulare c*nt face, yes Mike you. Oh by the way i have 2 cousins in the SEALs one died in iraq and the other is still ticking and personally the SEALs are better but i branded my good name due to a stupid act of drunkenness with my buddies seeing who we could piss off, so SEALs is no longer an option i
guess its
back to 4th Reg SAS. Well buddy, its been great catching up with you, i missed you hope you dont get in a war with australia cause you may have a nation of around 300million and we have roughly 26million but we will f*ck you in general up, just you i wont kill any american due to me being half but i will kill you gladly. take care buddy, love ya...muah, *****."
Me:
"I am in San Diego.
Meet me at ******* in Coronado at 16:00 on Sunday. We can "chat" there..... turd."
Mcbroom:
"Where is ****** and what do you look like so I can know who to look for? I am a good guy just want to prove to you that I am NOT a terrorist and only wanted to chat to real BUD/S trainees and SEALs to get a feel of how good they are and if they are actually better than SAS. You seem like a good guy just a bit pushy but I'd love to meet you there at 1600 if you give me and idea of where it is and what you look like cause I wanna hear some war stories of a USN SEALs opperative to a former Royal Australian Army 4th Regiment SAS commando. Deal? Talk to you later mate. Peace."
Who Dares Wins
Lance Corp. McBroom 4th Reg. SAS
Now
Seaman McBroom USN
Me:
"Funny how you change your tune when we're actually going to meet. F*ckin' p*ssy.
You were never in the SAS. I've worked with guys from **** and some former and current SAS as well, maybe I'll email them and see what they think of you throwing their name around. You're a f*ckin' liar and it's obvious you're completely full of sh*t. Maybe if you wiped the cum out of your eyes you'd be able to see how transparent and pathetic you are.
****** bar is a SEAL hangout across the street from ****** on Orange Ave (the main street) in Coronado. 16:00 Sunday, don't worry about what I look like, I'll find you."
Mcbroom:
"Do I look like I'd lie bout the SAS? Mabye SEALs but not my boys wanna email them? Sure email everyone, email the world while you are at it. I was in 4th Regiment SAS Royal Australian Army, Lance Corp McBroom and I was no "f*cking p*ssy" and still to this day am not and never will be I'd just want to find out as much as I can before I go to BUD/S to help me through and to find out how the SEALs life is, so I know what I am going to be doind and if it is really what I want or to go back to SAS. I was trained at the SASR base Campbell Barracks, Swanbourne, Perth Western Australia. Me and another 149 troops arrived in Kandahar, Afganistan in December 2001. To help your country out in the war on terrorism. And yes I lied bout being a USN SEAL just for some kicks and for someone to help me get through BUD/S and the rest of the SEALs training, I didnt mean for anything to happen out of it and I can honestly say that I was a member of the 4th Battalion, Royal Australian Regiment SASR. Call the ADF, and ask for a file on Lance Corp McBroom and a photo ID if you have the clearance that you supposably do, just get it and I'll give you my photo and we can meet in person and you will see I am 100% dead real Lance Corp. McBroom SASR (cdo), was sorry I am not anymore I gave it up to come to the USN SEALs but I dont even think I can make the SEALs anyway I've got what it takes but I am missing SASR. And ask for Sergeant *******. We will continue this conversation sometime soon ok sir? I dont want to fight or suck up to you, but I wouldnt mind advice at all and a friend. I am a Catholic and I swear I was SASR, I have no reason to lie about that and nothing to prove. I'd really like some advice either online or in person or on the phone sir. I swear to you about my former status in Kandahar and in the SASR. Dont be so harsh towards me, talk as mates or atleast people who dont know each other."
*Who Dares Wins
Former Lance Corp McBroom SASR
Seaman McBroom USN
Me:
"Don't be so harsh towards you? Are you f*cking kidding dude? Read your last email and then tell me again not to be harsh with you. You'll gladly kill me? Haha! I can't wait to see how tough you are when I'm standing in front of you kid.
I'll be sure to bring a roll of paper towels, when you piss yourself like a scared dog I don't want to get any on my flip flops.
How the f*ck were you in Kandahar in 2001 when, according to your profile, you were 14 years old? Oh, was your profile a lie too? What a surprise, just like everything else you've said.
The SAS are real men and real warriors who don't have to lie to get respect, you are nothing. See you at 16:00.....Turd."
The above email was sent about 8:00 Sunday morning. I sent him the next one after I got home from the bar, @ 18:00 Sunday. He didn't show up.
Me:
"That's what I thought. P*ssy."
I haven't heard back from him, maybe he's too busy washing the pee stains out of his pants. Gaddamn internet tough guys.