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A62
02-11-2005, 09:42 AM
In the following post you will see that not all Gunny's are without humor.Bwahahaha



Never Ask A Gunny

A Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant got on a flight to Minneapolis. The only seat available was next to a Navy Chaplain.

He sat and the stewardess asked for his drink order. He got a whiskey with a beer chaser, which the stewardess put on his tray.

She then asked the Chaplain if he'd like a drink.

The Chaplain responded, "I'd sooner be seduced by a wanton hussy, than let liquor touch my lips."

The Gunny, looking surprised, handed his drinks back to the stewardess and said, "Here, take these back, I didn't know we had a choice!"




I'm surprised he offerd to return the drinks.LOL

A62 out
USMC_Steven
02-11-2005, 10:28 AM
LMAO, that sounds just like Baranowski!
FutureMarine
02-11-2005, 01:19 PM
**** sounds like my old gunny hell even sounds like my grandfather only thing is he would take the shot chug the beer and ask for the hussy

Semper Fi Brothers
E8MC
02-11-2005, 03:29 PM
sounds like my old gunny Uh huh; sure -- but, your profile say's you're "getting ready to go into the Marines" ... I doubt if you'd know a Gunny, even if he was standing in front of you!

Other than that -- I'm surprised a Gunny would hand back a full drink...LOL!
blueskies14k
02-11-2005, 03:50 PM
E8MC,

future Marine hasnt updated his profile. the dude is fresh out of boot---or at least that is what he said in another post about a week ago
E8MC
02-11-2005, 03:58 PM
LOL -- thanks blueskies ... if ya read some more of his B/S posts, he makes it sound like he's been out of the Corps for years!
FutureMarine
02-12-2005, 09:35 AM
when Im talking about my old Gunny I am talking about my old NCOIC from the recruiting station. Him and I always used to hang out play pool hell we even went hunting together Gunny Cornilison and yes I am fresh out of boot I graduated the end of Oct and I kinda forgot I had a profile I will change that ASAP

Semper Fi Brothers
USMC_Steven
02-13-2005, 04:47 PM
when Im talking about my old Gunny I am talking about my old NCOIC from the recruiting station.

Huh, I thought you were talking about your grandfathers monkey! ME AND MY MONKEY!

Hummmmmmmm....Ya know what, there's nothing wrong with drinking, it's proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!